With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9883. | Cory (zevvaffle) | 84.73 | 95% | 2017-02-13 |
| 9884. | Jimmy (vancouver_canada) | 84.73 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 9885. | Simon (ownplin) | 84.72 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 9886. | Z4ZI3 (z4zi3) | 84.72 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 9887. | Sam (samgu) | 84.72 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 9888. | jun (jun0sck) | 84.72 | 98% | 2025-10-11 |
| 9889. | Andrew (laughingpanda42) | 84.72 | 96.3% | 2025-01-26 |
| 9890. | jeffreyz (largank) | 84.72 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 9891. | Raymond (raymond880) | 84.71 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 9892. | Jtogsetd (jtogse822) | 84.71 | 96% | 2026-02-01 |
| 9893. | Peter (habibp) | 84.71 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9894. | Mathias (mathi2912) | 84.71 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 9895. | Robin (weissenburg) | 84.71 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 9896. | Bob (baine001) | 84.70 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 9897. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 84.70 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
| 9898. | a (ierfth) | 84.70 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 9899. | dapiin (dapiin) | 84.69 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 9900. | Akseli (virginator) | 84.69 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 9901. | Allen (coraza) | 84.69 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 9902. | Nate (toiletsplash) | 84.69 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 9903. | ju yun (schylarker) | 84.69 | 98% | 2017-06-08 |
| 9904. | vivi (vivivan) | 84.68 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 9905. | Nabeel (nabeelz) | 84.68 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 9906. | Ayusman (p1xxxel) | 84.68 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 9907. | N (negam) | 84.68 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 9908. | narze (narze) | 84.68 | 96% | 2017-03-01 |
| 9909. | yorha (automata) | 84.68 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 9910. | vl496 (vle496) | 84.67 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 9911. | Allo (allo56) | 84.67 | 97.9% | 2024-10-24 |
| 9912. | Daverson (nissenesmo) | 84.67 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |