So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10532. | jandro (jandro) | 84.29 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 10533. | Joey (jotucker422) | 84.28 | 98% | 2020-07-01 |
| 10534. | Zachary (zacdos) | 84.28 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 10535. | The Papal State (loquiera) | 84.28 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 10536. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 84.28 | 99% | 2022-05-13 |
| 10537. | RAJNISH (rajnishkumar31) | 84.27 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 10538. | TheLegend27 (jethro2003) | 84.27 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 10539. | nmsl (luciferpan88) | 84.27 | 98.2% | 2023-06-12 |
| 10540. | ghostmountain (ghostmountain) | 84.27 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 10541. | Howl (dahhowl) | 84.27 | 96.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10542. | Doop (doopers) | 84.27 | 93% | 2013-10-18 |
| 10543. | Miq (karmik) | 84.27 | 95% | 2016-09-25 |
| 10544. | RHAYZ (rhay) | 84.27 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 10545. | Josh (whitebull) | 84.26 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 10546. | Märten (massuboy) | 84.26 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 10547. | Eakce (xchippy) | 84.26 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 10548. | meli (meli0604) | 84.25 | 96.1% | 2023-11-01 |
| 10549. | Danzcotic (danzcotic) | 84.25 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 10550. | Bob (wmwmwmwm) | 84.25 | 100% | 2022-03-06 |
| 10551. | necati (naydin) | 84.25 | 97% | 2014-03-05 |
| 10552. | Joshua (joshuamclark) | 84.25 | 96% | 2016-08-17 |
| 10553. | Joses (josesl16) | 84.25 | 95% | 2014-03-16 |
| 10554. | Alex (xaxaike) | 84.24 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| 10555. | engine (syncorex) | 84.24 | 95% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10556. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 84.24 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 10557. | sirloc (sunsinghny19) | 84.24 | 96% | 2022-07-10 |
| 10558. | Eskil (eskizzle) | 84.24 | 92% | 2014-04-17 |
| 10559. | Can (canibanoglu) | 84.24 | 98% | 2014-01-15 |
| 10560. | Daniel (swift_keys) | 84.23 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 10561. | Sigmund (sir_renardwil) | 84.23 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |