So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2428. | Atilla (blueatillalonny) | 110.48 | 90% | 2014-12-11 |
| 2429. | (nereid) | 110.47 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 2430. | (manze) | 110.46 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 2431. | (ignisf0x) | 110.45 | 99% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2432. | (cubexp208) | 110.45 | 99% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2433. | (akhilu_anandh) | 110.45 | 98% | 2015-05-31 |
| 2434. | (greenlotion) | 110.45 | 97% | 2012-07-29 |
| 2435. | (glowstar3000) | 110.45 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 2436. | (humptyhump) | 110.42 | 97.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 2437. | (kennylaughton) | 110.42 | 100% | 2021-01-24 |
| 2438. | (thebluecrab) | 110.42 | 99% | 2018-04-26 |
| 2439. | (ivansingo) | 110.41 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 2440. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 110.37 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 2441. | (sawngnite) | 110.37 | — | 2011-04-09 |
| 2442. | Carmel (m_carmel) | 110.37 | 99% | 2022-06-07 |
| 2443. | (drgsus) | 110.36 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 2444. | (mattymarsh) | 110.35 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| 2445. | Dany (danypell) | 110.35 | 98% | 2015-12-09 |
| 2446. | Luccia (ariende) | 110.35 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 2447. | Sam (sam16975) | 110.34 | 97.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2448. | (drkammers) | 110.34 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 2449. | (maroo) | 110.34 | 99% | 2013-09-17 |
| 2450. | (alxndurto) | 110.33 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
| 2451. | dankpanda (dank_panda) | 110.33 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 2452. | (vxmagexv) | 110.31 | 93% | 2014-12-12 |
| 2453. | (relictus) | 110.31 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
| 2454. | (dontcarebro) | 110.31 | 96% | 2011-11-12 |
| 2455. | Noobish (noobishsvk) | 110.30 | 94% | 2016-04-23 |
| 2456. | (kdrain) | 110.30 | 99% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2457. | (sashboy31) | 110.29 | 91% | 2015-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |