So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24950. | Elijah (elijahakakobe) | 60.60 | 92% | 2015-12-01 |
| 24951. | Nitesh (onlyboy) | 60.60 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 24952. | John (baseball9) | 60.60 | 92% | 2015-02-02 |
| 24953. | Andrew (surenintendo) | 60.59 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 24954. | eehs (eehs) | 60.59 | 92% | 2017-03-03 |
| 24955. | w (wisatong) | 60.59 | 94% | 2020-04-05 |
| 24956. | Asif (loove) | 60.59 | 96% | 2013-08-19 |
| 24957. | Val (bdieseldorff) | 60.59 | 96% | 2016-04-06 |
| 24958. | Basit (basit_ali) | 60.58 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 24959. | Mohaymen Abdullah (mohaymen... | 60.57 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 24960. | Levi (levi4th) | 60.57 | 94% | 2023-02-01 |
| 24961. | Julie (minngurl) | 60.57 | 97% | 2011-09-28 |
| 24962. | Shirish (shirish369) | 60.57 | 91% | 2012-06-23 |
| 24963. | razvan (razvanel) | 60.57 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 24964. | edgars (oldgnr) | 60.57 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 24965. | Michael (banelove) | 60.57 | 95% | 2013-07-29 |
| 24966. | ajnasz (ajnasz) | 60.56 | 91% | 2011-07-28 |
| 24967. | [a_fl_1204] (a_fl_1204) | 60.56 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 24968. | Danya (danyamd) | 60.56 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 24969. | Danilo (danilodcm) | 60.56 | 96% | 2014-06-29 |
| 24970. | Eish (apocal213_sf) | 60.55 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 24971. | Shen301 (shen301) | 60.55 | 95% | 2022-04-28 |
| 24972. | ss (sdelinkeroever) | 60.55 | 94% | 2011-12-23 |
| 24973. | Fath (wowie_gr8_typer) | 60.55 | 93% | 2021-08-13 |
| 24974. | Wan (wzul) | 60.55 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 24975. | Seymur (them1stery) | 60.55 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 24976. | Mohammad (jaffrii) | 60.55 | 98% | 2021-02-06 |
| 24977. | e (hokiehess) | 60.55 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 24978. | Pranav (pronav) | 60.55 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 24979. | Hari (haricherupalli) | 60.55 | 92% | 2012-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |