I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11264. | Vadim (ahot) | 85.75 | 97% | 2020-02-08 |
| 11265. | Tanner (oracleorange) | 85.75 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 11266. | garp (garpthefister) | 85.75 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 11267. | Lauren (yeonmoney) | 85.75 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 11268. | Paul (laule9) | 85.75 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
| 11269. | Ethan (ondoyant) | 85.75 | 99% | 2023-01-17 |
| 11270. | Cubigrade (cubigrade) | 85.74 | 95.5% | 2025-04-13 |
| 11271. | Paul (pk234) | 85.74 | 99% | 2019-01-19 |
| 11272. | Ruofan (rufusgameplay) | 85.73 | 99% | 2019-11-22 |
| 11273. | Andrej (demonlish) | 85.73 | 94% | 2019-02-14 |
| 11274. | Rico (satoshi44) | 85.73 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 11275. | Pog racer (thermoplasma) | 85.72 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 11276. | Borges (_borges_) | 85.72 | 97.7% | 2024-02-11 |
| 11277. | AsadCoder (darkterror07) | 85.72 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 11278. | ChristoTan (cls_christotan) | 85.72 | 95.8% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11279. | qria (qria) | 85.72 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 11280. | Michael (azaezelrawr) | 85.71 | 97% | 2017-03-28 |
| 11281. | Daniel (fodderotter) | 85.71 | 95% | 2020-06-08 |
| 11282. | Dan (dantechguy) | 85.71 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 11283. | Yuri (yuri_theguy) | 85.71 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11284. | Enosh (watahec) | 85.70 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 11285. | Frankie (frankie2006) | 85.70 | 97.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 11286. | Carter (cartersaechao92) | 85.70 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 11287. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 85.69 | 97.1% | 2023-07-18 |
| 11288. | Nick (nickhargroue) | 85.69 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 11289. | Bakisa (baksia) | 85.69 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 11290. | TheCaptainBuster (thecaptai... | 85.68 | 94% | 2021-12-17 |
| 11291. | Steven (frogsteven) | 85.68 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 11292. | Porsit (porsit) | 85.68 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 11293. | Loli (pandacatamanda) | 85.68 | 96% | 2023-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |