I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20989. | mung (mungspeed) | 61.29 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 20990. | (teinej) | 61.29 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 20991. | Ridans (ridans) | 61.29 | 93% | 2021-05-03 |
| 20992. | Mechanical (kheeze) | 61.29 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 20993. | Frank (frankthechamp) | 61.29 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
| 20994. | Tom (krarc) | 61.28 | 94.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 20995. | Denis (me4ls_0n_whee1s) | 61.28 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 20996. | squimf (ted59) | 61.28 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 20997. | Salma (salma_hassan) | 61.28 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 20998. | Shmat (shmatzo) | 61.28 | 93% | 2021-08-10 |
| 20999. | felis caracal (fkb8815) | 61.28 | 96% | 2017-07-25 |
| 21000. | Oatseveryday (oatseveryday) | 61.27 | 95% | 2022-08-04 |
| 21001. | Tahir (tahirissa) | 61.27 | 90% | 2017-05-29 |
| 21002. | SHADOWofGOHAN (shadowofgohan) | 61.27 | 94% | 2022-09-15 |
| 21003. | AverageEggSucker (freegarage) | 61.27 | 94% | 2017-07-08 |
| 21004. | David (vortexc) | 61.27 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 21005. | π«π π βΈΙ¦ΙΚΓΕΙ ... | 61.26 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 21006. | Uddaya (uddaya) | 61.26 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 21007. | yudanis (dans88) | 61.26 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 21008. | Delonte (lord_derpton) | 61.25 | 95% | 2020-07-19 |
| 21009. | Lilyluvjones (lilyluvjones) | 61.25 | 97% | 2015-12-16 |
| 21010. | Ire (ire_of_suburbia) | 61.25 | 94% | 2018-06-09 |
| 21011. | Sunkist (oktobiantodp) | 61.24 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 21012. | reebad (r33bad) | 61.24 | 94% | 2021-01-07 |
| 21013. | doubleplusgood (doubleplusg... | 61.23 | 94% | 2021-10-29 |
| 21014. | Juan (robbyro10) | 61.23 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 21015. | Santeri (santerivtj) | 61.22 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 21016. | Sai (wwwww556) | 61.21 | 94% | 2019-07-15 |
| 21017. | Santosh (santoshm33) | 61.21 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 21018. | Troy (troystonall) | 61.20 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |