As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15894. | Vladislav Ostrovsky (atmsphrx) | 71.17 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 15895. | abi (buckleyjeff) | 71.16 | 96.7% | 2024-08-02 |
| 15896. | Mark (lemon________) | 71.16 | 93% | 2021-04-05 |
| 15897. | Mason (masonkg) | 71.16 | 97.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 15898. | Fudance (fudance) | 71.16 | 97% | 2016-03-08 |
| 15899. | Cam (racetam) | 71.15 | 91% | 2016-10-23 |
| 15900. | Jason (jason_the_human) | 71.15 | 97% | 2025-07-02 |
| 15901. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 71.15 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 15902. | Brandon (pastaneko) | 71.15 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 15903. | zonked (zonked) | 71.15 | 93% | 2016-03-31 |
| 15904. | chocolateknife (chocolatekn... | 71.15 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 15905. | DanYellow (yellowsbluestar) | 71.14 | 99% | 2024-08-06 |
| 15906. | Lee (lemonade_xd) | 71.14 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 15907. | gloez (gloez) | 71.14 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 15908. | Micahel (mvpolivko) | 71.14 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 15909. | Daniel (gismo359) | 71.14 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 15910. | Eric (airwick_) | 71.13 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 15911. | Shally (shallybroken) | 71.13 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 15912. | ilia (iliajl) | 71.13 | 95.4% | 2024-12-15 |
| 15913. | sarat (saratrajput) | 71.13 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 15914. | Brendan (chiefodo) | 71.13 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 15915. | Juri (jurida) | 71.13 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 15916. | Tomas (ourob0ros) | 71.13 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 15917. | breadedsouth (breadedsouth) | 71.13 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 15918. | Henry (khitan) | 71.13 | 98.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 15919. | Al Jade (aljadetypes) | 71.13 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
| 15920. | Daniel (danonymous) | 71.13 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
| 15921. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 71.12 | 95% | 2023-04-10 |
| 15922. | Natalie (roytheboy) | 71.12 | 95% | 2023-02-03 |
| 15923. | Kim (ntk02) | 71.12 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |