The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21845. | UenX (uenx) | 68.44 | 94% | 2012-07-08 |
| 21846. | (mylifeischill) | 68.44 | 95% | 2012-03-27 |
| 21847. | (aleafreinn) | 68.43 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 21848. | (joney33) | 68.43 | 89% | 2011-11-29 |
| 21849. | Mani (user_mani) | 68.43 | 96.2% | 2023-07-02 |
| 21850. | irdyums (irdyums) | 68.43 | 84% | 2016-11-03 |
| 21851. | (jaylow3) | 68.43 | 95% | 2022-07-04 |
| 21852. | Mokhirjon (zvermafia) | 68.43 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 21853. | (hhhaaahhhaa) | 68.43 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 21854. | _____ (____________________... | 68.43 | 97% | 2015-09-12 |
| 21855. | (ntandem) | 68.43 | 95% | 2018-07-04 |
| 21856. | Colin (squishyfishyum) | 68.43 | 88% | 2017-01-24 |
| 21857. | AZ (tundoo) | 68.43 | 98% | 2017-06-08 |
| 21858. | Manoj (manojk) | 68.43 | 94% | 2015-01-06 |
| 21859. | Hekri (hekri) | 68.43 | 91% | 2015-08-26 |
| 21860. | Tina (benzgrl90) | 68.43 | 94% | 2015-05-27 |
| 21861. | Elliot (thefascist) | 68.42 | 97% | 2015-03-26 |
| 21862. | (mezx69) | 68.42 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 21863. | (cristv) | 68.42 | 95.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 21864. | (lxdllamaa) | 68.42 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 21865. | (vizhead) | 68.42 | — | 2009-10-30 |
| 21866. | Alex (amh1499) | 68.42 | 90% | 2014-03-05 |
| 21867. | Daniel (danonymous) | 68.42 | 91% | 2015-01-23 |
| 21868. | (pacowaco) | 68.41 | 94% | 2011-10-20 |
| 21869. | jakeo8 (jjschit4) | 68.41 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 21870. | (i2nnaisforanon) | 68.41 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 21871. | kate (kate2000) | 68.41 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 21872. | Aaron (fort) | 68.41 | 89% | 2013-05-18 |
| 21873. | Mr. Fahrenheit (eadgbe) | 68.41 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 21874. | Antonio (antoniom) | 68.41 | 97% | 2016-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |