So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18584. | Mark (exec_prod) | 70.68 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 18585. | Lucas (judemitchell) | 70.68 | 93% | 2011-08-11 |
| 18586. | Leo (ash152152) | 70.68 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 18587. | Kate (purplerain16) | 70.68 | 91% | 2016-05-23 |
| 18588. | kian (kianyang) | 70.68 | 96% | 2011-09-01 |
| 18589. | CuongLT (thanhcuong_cn) | 70.68 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 18590. | Chaudhary (dhankar) | 70.68 | 94% | 2014-06-03 |
| 18591. | Evoril (evoril) | 70.67 | 95.3% | 2023-05-25 |
| 18592. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 70.67 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 18593. | Kevin (reqin) | 70.67 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 18594. | Woo Cheol (bpinurarea) | 70.67 | 95% | 2021-01-29 |
| 18595. | Tri (neverwalk) | 70.67 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 18596. | gustaf (guggeo) | 70.67 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 18597. | Mahedi (12362) | 70.67 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 18598. | Lokesh (l0ki010) | 70.67 | — | 2011-04-06 |
| 18599. | Dushyanth (dush1990) | 70.67 | 96% | 2012-06-13 |
| 18600. | Tyler (mrhippotomo) | 70.66 | 92% | 2016-12-04 |
| 18601. | Rider (typerrider) | 70.66 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
| 18602. | Barrack (barack_hussein_oba... | 70.66 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 18603. | Azubi (azubi) | 70.66 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 18604. | Andrei (andreibanc) | 70.66 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 18605. | Navid (shotcalller9) | 70.66 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 18606. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 70.66 | 93% | 2019-05-10 |
| 18607. | Jon (gorgly) | 70.66 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 18608. | Daniel (danonymous) | 70.66 | 94% | 2014-11-06 |
| 18609. | Sandi (rzaring) | 70.66 | 91% | 2012-07-16 |
| 18610. | PUBALO (pubalo_) | 70.66 | 97% | 2013-01-30 |
| 18611. | @dio.tiberius (jonez52) | 70.66 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 18612. | geo (geogeo120) | 70.65 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 18613. | Michael (mikeydabous) | 70.65 | 94% | 2022-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |