So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11785. | Lord Kuro (lordkuro) | 82.21 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 11786. | I once bought a jackass and... | 82.21 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 11787. | oreo (e00d) | 82.21 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 11788. | Felix (felixts) | 82.21 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 11789. | Terra (finalzero) | 82.21 | 95% | 2013-01-17 |
| 11790. | Omar (reci) | 82.21 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 11791. | lost (lostconquest) | 82.21 | 96% | 2014-04-14 |
| 11792. | anup (anuphunt) | 82.21 | 97% | 2013-08-19 |
| 11793. | Alejandro (alejo_100) | 82.20 | 98% | 2015-05-05 |
| 11794. | Sean (sjansen) | 82.20 | 94% | 2014-03-29 |
| 11795. | K (sobadono) | 82.20 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 11796. | David (davidtss1) | 82.20 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 11797. | H (huntz256) | 82.20 | 94% | 2012-09-10 |
| 11798. | mark (mark9406) | 82.20 | 95% | 2011-06-19 |
| 11799. | endless (dm475) | 82.19 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 11800. | M (mk____) | 82.19 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 11801. | Danny 🛸 (dannyhhkb) | 82.18 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 11802. | Ryan (ry4n0keefe) | 82.18 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 11803. | Emiel (meastro) | 82.18 | 97% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11804. | Sting (z35shi) | 82.18 | 95% | 2016-05-07 |
| 11805. | Dennis (mwaweru) | 82.18 | 98% | 2012-06-25 |
| 11806. | Kang (kwang2009) | 82.18 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 11807. | Marvin (maars) | 82.17 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 11808. | tim (rudyza) | 82.17 | 91% | 2016-11-17 |
| 11809. | Moka (moka) | 82.17 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 11810. | Jeritens (jensrichter) | 82.17 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 11811. | Joel (teknogeek) | 82.16 | 95% | 2017-08-07 |
| 11812. | Thomas (sokt2929) | 82.16 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 11813. | FootedPear (ryanpear0) | 82.16 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 11814. | John (johnl) | 82.16 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |