So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15773. | Marwan (merwa3) | 75.15 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 15774. | Emily (em66) | 75.15 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 15775. | Brent (solax10) | 75.15 | 93% | 2013-04-18 |
| 15776. | TeMyOnG (mellin) | 75.15 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 15777. | Caleb (hoosierboy) | 75.15 | 96% | 2013-03-03 |
| 15778. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 75.15 | 96% | 2015-08-17 |
| 15779. | Alex (alexmc69) | 75.14 | 90% | 2016-04-17 |
| 15780. | Lekamge (rlamarawansa) | 75.14 | 98% | 2013-05-04 |
| 15781. | Nanek (nlited) | 75.14 | 90% | 2016-11-20 |
| 15782. | flibux (flibux) | 75.13 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 15783. | queasysweets (isweetland) | 75.13 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 15784. | Nais (naisnaisly) | 75.13 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
| 15785. | Bagel (amanlybagel) | 75.13 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 15786. | Einstein (einstein) | 75.13 | 99% | 2013-11-21 |
| 15787. | janet (jmclean) | 75.13 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 15788. | SeongUi (egotist) | 75.13 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
| 15789. | Wilson (wilson_hu) | 75.12 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 15790. | Tino (tino_ad_boom) | 75.12 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 15791. | Ab (abdir) | 75.12 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 15792. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 75.12 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 15793. | Danny (dannyemad) | 75.12 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 15794. | Miko (kimonoso) | 75.12 | 92% | 2014-12-10 |
| 15795. | German (germopotter) | 75.12 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 15796. | Jonubfan (bumpuncher) | 75.11 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 15797. | Martin (martin289034567) | 75.10 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 15798. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 75.10 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 15799. | Tyler (tigatok) | 75.10 | 89% | 2014-11-24 |
| 15800. | Fernando (fercv19) | 75.10 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 15801. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 75.10 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 15802. | Derek (slowassbentley) | 75.10 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |