As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10712. | acewiz (acewiz) | 81.97 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 10713. | Sohei (sohei) | 81.97 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 10714. | Bryce (bryceweedz) | 81.97 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 10715. | kazuma (willysun7) | 81.96 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 10716. | nic (nicolas_k) | 81.96 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 10717. | set (setl1n) | 81.96 | 96.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 10718. | Nano (nanohezna) | 81.96 | 85% | 2016-04-29 |
| 10719. | House V (housev) | 81.96 | 99% | 2017-08-22 |
| 10720. | Rick Hojun (facehunt) | 81.96 | 93% | 2017-01-21 |
| 10721. | tstats[lzhong0119] (lzhong0... | 81.95 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 10722. | Chris (chink344) | 81.95 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 10723. | Ivan (mudzap) | 81.95 | 96% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10724. | Moki (mokipls) | 81.95 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 10725. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 81.95 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 10726. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 81.95 | 96% | 2019-08-07 |
| 10727. | Typo (fingooli) | 81.95 | 94% | 2015-09-05 |
| 10728. | quadrate (quadrate) | 81.94 | 97.2% | 2024-07-18 |
| 10729. | 27reiddj (27reiddj) | 81.94 | 97.2% | 2023-10-25 |
| 10730. | Danny (danny1901) | 81.94 | 98.8% | 2021-01-30 |
| 10731. | discolars (discolars) | 81.94 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
| 10732. | Hillary (typeymane) | 81.94 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 10733. | Kat (katwhite) | 81.94 | 98% | 2018-11-12 |
| 10734. | Snerulite (snerulite) | 81.94 | 95% | 2016-12-20 |
| 10735. | JJ Johnson Son (slaggen) | 81.93 | 99% | 2024-01-28 |
| 10736. | Ugliest (dankdingdonghd) | 81.93 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 10737. | TV (ljothjor) | 81.93 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 10738. | maroon (hofgalmir) | 81.93 | 97% | 2024-08-02 |
| 10739. | dalineth (dalineth) | 81.93 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
| 10740. | Luis (chapibol) | 81.92 | 99% | 2024-12-15 |
| 10741. | ... (the_sesquipedalienist) | 81.92 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |