So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5653. | Hi (12028) | 96.93 | 88% | 2016-05-07 |
| 5654. | Prabal (bloodymickey) | 96.93 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 5655. | tim (ttim1) | 96.92 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 5656. | Invisible to (pencil_man) | 96.92 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
| 5657. | orangejuice (orangejuice101) | 96.91 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
| 5658. | Kyle (kyman73) | 96.91 | 94% | 2017-06-02 |
| 5659. | Jack (thatgrilledcheesetho) | 96.91 | 97.9% | 2021-02-26 |
| 5660. | Sparkling Milk (voegeli) | 96.90 | 97% | 2022-12-10 |
| 5661. | Kelvin (code1ess) | 96.90 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 5662. | sophie (catgirlsophie) | 96.90 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5663. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 96.90 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 5664. | Mack (ensain) | 96.89 | 90% | 2015-02-18 |
| 5665. | FREE PALESTINE (then1g) | 96.89 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 5666. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 96.89 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 5667. | Sage (neonfuz) | 96.88 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 5668. | Shane (foddermoosie) | 96.88 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 5669. | Hehehoh3 (hehehoh) | 96.87 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 5670. | Karan (karanelan) | 96.87 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 5671. | I love ctrl + backspace (ca... | 96.87 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 5672. | Danny (danny1901) | 96.87 | 100% | 2022-06-22 |
| 5673. | Halcyon ♥ (oxyz) | 96.87 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 5674. | DC (niketalk) | 96.87 | 96% | 2012-11-07 |
| 5675. | Stampe (disiple009) | 96.87 | 94% | 2015-08-04 |
| 5676. | Jaime (gabe_lumayog99) | 96.87 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 5677. | willy (willywongker69) | 96.86 | 97.5% | 2023-05-17 |
| 5678. | j34s (novona) | 96.86 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 5679. | Michael (tichaelman) | 96.86 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 5680. | Thom (twcus) | 96.86 | 94% | 2013-05-13 |
| 5681. | Kris (incept) | 96.86 | 97% | 2016-01-19 |
| 5682. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 96.86 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |