I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12278. | KaliedscopicWill (kaleidesc... | 80.50 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 12279. | Ethan (beyblade727) | 80.50 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| 12280. | Aleks (aleks8) | 80.50 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 12281. | BRUH (rabonh) | 80.50 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 12282. | Sterling Wolf (sterlingwolf) | 80.49 | 98% | 2026-02-23 |
| 12283. | khalil (khaliil98) | 80.49 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 12284. | Andy (hukian541) | 80.49 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 12285. | ElaVnla (elavnla) | 80.48 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 12286. | M (schrempsky) | 80.48 | 96% | 2017-01-30 |
| 12287. | OBsole (footcandilight) | 80.48 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 12288. | twoheadedboy (grapes_2005) | 80.47 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 12289. | Night (anemonighteye) | 80.47 | 96.7% | 2023-10-02 |
| 12290. | m (xxxaliaxxx) | 80.47 | 95% | 2022-02-10 |
| 12291. | shobhit (shobhit99) | 80.47 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 12292. | raman (raman123) | 80.47 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 12293. | Nico (npvalerio8) | 80.46 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 12294. | ditalksy (ditalksy) | 80.45 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 12295. | knownymous (knownymous) | 80.45 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 12296. | Purcelul Luță (purcelul_l... | 80.45 | 97.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 12297. | Neb (cyanidetoast) | 80.45 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 12298. | Kevin (v3rmillian) | 80.45 | 95.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 12299. | IMcRoni (imcroni) | 80.45 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 12300. | Sentinel (fedayeen) | 80.45 | 97% | 2022-07-06 |
| 12301. | Dann (danndilion) | 80.45 | 98% | 2019-06-25 |
| 12302. | ProBlasters (pro_blasters) | 80.44 | 97.1% | 2023-05-24 |
| 12303. | Exeadra (exeadra) | 80.44 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 12304. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 80.44 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 12305. | Quinton (quintocer0s) | 80.43 | 99% | 2025-02-28 |
| 12306. | Chandler (jck7) | 80.43 | 95% | 2022-03-10 |
| 12307. | liugaobang (a_yellow_evan) | 80.43 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |