So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14781. | (renkal) | 76.37 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14782. | (racketen) | 76.37 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 14783. | (sharpie0101) | 76.37 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
| 14784. | Hyunwoo (wh5929) | 76.37 | 93% | 2016-03-10 |
| 14785. | (s_sinath) | 76.37 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 14786. | (amengo) | 76.37 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 14787. | (mayham92) | 76.36 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 14788. | (timothyjan) | 76.36 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 14789. | (qpixel) | 76.36 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 14790. | (nairwick) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 14791. | (soysauceftw) | 76.36 | 95% | 2015-06-02 |
| 14792. | (hamzeh97) | 76.36 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 14793. | (smedina) | 76.36 | 95% | 2011-09-22 |
| 14794. | (glitch) | 76.36 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 14795. | Gail (gailrickman@yahoo.com) | 76.36 | 99% | 2015-03-03 |
| 14796. | (aimtiaz20) | 76.36 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 14797. | (aikarauta) | 76.35 | 95% | 2016-01-14 |
| 14798. | Dan (danmoople) | 76.35 | 86% | 2016-09-18 |
| 14799. | (manishrishiraj) | 76.35 | 97% | 2012-02-02 |
| 14800. | (mclaren1988) | 76.35 | 96% | 2012-10-03 |
| 14801. | (beowulf) | 76.35 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 14802. | (ihearttacos) | 76.34 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 14803. | (tomrademaker1414) | 76.33 | 95% | 2011-11-21 |
| 14804. | (islam_taha) | 76.33 | 98% | 2014-09-30 |
| 14805. | (angcortez) | 76.32 | 92% | 2012-01-22 |
| 14806. | (nvnqsr) | 76.32 | 99% | 2020-05-15 |
| 14807. | (riccieri) | 76.32 | 97% | 2012-11-15 |
| 14808. | Bob (bobstab) | 76.31 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 14809. | (01202499106) | 76.31 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 14810. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 76.31 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |