Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25105. | Lushtifer (inanutshell) | 60.90 | 95% | 2021-11-16 |
| 25106. | CaptainPotatoes (captainpot... | 60.90 | 97% | 2020-12-27 |
| 25107. | Kyle (valruss) | 60.90 | 93% | 2016-01-16 |
| 25108. | Prithbiraj (prithy) | 60.90 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 25109. | James (scuzzrl) | 60.90 | 94% | 2018-10-23 |
| 25110. | Connor (yahoofanboy) | 60.90 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 25111. | dotMPEG (tsirotinsky) | 60.90 | 92% | 2012-03-26 |
| 25112. | King (mayoliquid) | 60.89 | 90% | 2016-03-15 |
| 25113. | Rafael (milkshakey) | 60.89 | 87% | 2014-04-27 |
| 25114. | Mike (shagrath) | 60.89 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 25115. | rum3r (rum3r) | 60.89 | 95% | 2021-04-17 |
| 25116. | Satoru (satoru_gojo) | 60.89 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 25117. | Hyunwoo (vinok) | 60.89 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 25118. | Decadancer (decadancer) | 60.89 | 98% | 2023-06-05 |
| 25119. | jo (0tac0n_) | 60.89 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| 25120. | grhs (shellspicker) | 60.89 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 25121. | bazinga (bazinga69) | 60.88 | 97% | 2013-11-19 |
| 25122. | Daniel (danmar) | 60.88 | 96% | 2013-02-13 |
| 25123. | pelfra_colemak (pelfra_cole... | 60.88 | 96% | 2017-04-10 |
| 25124. | BOOM (boomsixes) | 60.87 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 25125. | Lanny (you_suck_man) | 60.87 | 96% | 2011-07-02 |
| 25126. | Keith (swayingburger) | 60.87 | 95% | 2018-12-19 |
| 25127. | Kulmania (kuldeepcg) | 60.87 | — | 2009-09-21 |
| 25128. | GBUSS (gbuss) | 60.87 | 96% | 2020-12-27 |
| 25129. | Charlie (perfectdodo) | 60.86 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 25130. | Beto (betoboullosa) | 60.86 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 25131. | Gustav (gustavriis03) | 60.86 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 25132. | Jared (jthom779) | 60.86 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 25133. | Ben (bacco) | 60.86 | 91% | 2017-02-19 |
| 25134. | kek (slongdongbong) | 60.86 | 92% | 2022-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |