As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16167. | Naruke (naruke15) | 69.84 | 89% | 2017-05-22 |
| 16168. | No (bored_fruit) | 69.84 | 95% | 2024-04-24 |
| 16169. | SixSixSixFourTwentySixNine ... | 69.84 | 95% | 2018-10-19 |
| 16170. | Shahriar Sami (pekkaking300) | 69.84 | 96.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 16171. | Drink (toshiba898) | 69.84 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| 16172. | Happy (paimon__) | 69.84 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 16173. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 69.84 | 94.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16174. | Ryan (ramblinreck) | 69.84 | 89% | 2015-10-01 |
| 16175. | Eli (eliaxelang007) | 69.83 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 16176. | Kalman (ferrmo) | 69.82 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 16177. | Denial (11pieces) | 69.82 | 94.6% | 2021-02-10 |
| 16178. | George (giorgos1) | 69.82 | 95% | 2021-10-21 |
| 16179. | Andy (alinesjr) | 69.81 | 87% | 2015-04-06 |
| 16180. | Luka (ellenor) | 69.80 | 94% | 2016-07-17 |
| 16181. | avg homeboi (avg_homeboi) | 69.80 | 99% | 2024-01-21 |
| 16182. | Libby (habutai) | 69.80 | 93% | 2016-11-05 |
| 16183. | Alec (alecstyping) | 69.79 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 16184. | Tyler (slashrage) | 69.79 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 16185. | Danky (dankyv1) | 69.79 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
| 16186. | John (tacosmanjoe) | 69.79 | 93% | 2023-02-22 |
| 16187. | Jiweon (jeewon) | 69.79 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 16188. | BJ (bjkim98) | 69.79 | 96.5% | 2021-02-15 |
| 16189. | Hekri (hekri) | 69.79 | 96% | 2015-12-14 |
| 16190. | Jorge (yoursoulismine) | 69.78 | 95% | 2019-10-03 |
| 16191. | Starinator (starinator) | 69.78 | 95% | 2016-02-27 |
| 16192. | Nick (1chompy_) | 69.78 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 16193. | Dan (themeowster) | 69.78 | 88% | 2016-04-01 |
| 16194. | bayu (bayurespati) | 69.78 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 16195. | Cazzie (cazziebeans) | 69.78 | 93% | 2016-02-18 |
| 16196. | Yuki (kaiichikawa) | 69.77 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |