The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22968. | Andy (astraay) | 67.55 | 93.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 22969. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 67.55 | 99% | 2020-01-09 |
| 22970. | Cesar (cesarer) | 67.54 | 93% | 2016-09-17 |
| 22971. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 67.54 | 92% | 2015-02-16 |
| 22972. | James (demfeels) | 67.54 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 22973. | Kohei (honzuki) | 67.54 | 94% | 2014-11-26 |
| 22974. | Sean (ferris) | 67.54 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 22975. | Timothy (timw4mail) | 67.54 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| 22976. | tstats[learning_dvorac] (le... | 67.54 | 92% | 2013-01-08 |
| 22977. | Liz (indyanajoana) | 67.54 | 97% | 2014-04-20 |
| 22978. | Lawn (sofusboisen) | 67.52 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 22979. | zhiyu (losterzu) | 67.52 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 22980. | Bat-Ireedui (ireedui) | 67.52 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 22981. | chicken (chicken4soup) | 67.52 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 22982. | cameron (the_chenger123) | 67.52 | 95.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 22983. | Alarick (alarick78) | 67.52 | 97% | 2012-05-12 |
| 22984. | Chimova (chimova) | 67.51 | 95.3% | 2023-10-24 |
| 22985. | Alex (zanderst) | 67.51 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 22986. | Thomas (dankspace) | 67.51 | 95% | 2021-07-07 |
| 22987. | Don (odonjeque) | 67.51 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| 22988. | Michelle (pludemj) | 67.51 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| 22989. | Udan (udan_rimbus93) | 67.51 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
| 22990. | razvan (razvanel) | 67.51 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 22991. | ranarison (niaina) | 67.51 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
| 22992. | Nguyen (ngamykaka) | 67.51 | 95% | 2012-09-20 |
| 22993. | Eddie (diettea) | 67.50 | 96% | 2021-10-01 |
| 22994. | Cory (nascar_nelson) | 67.50 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 22995. | Alireza (afateh) | 67.50 | 99% | 2021-10-18 |
| 22996. | Faizzul (faizzul3011) | 67.50 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 22997. | swag (swagmaster881) | 67.50 | 88% | 2016-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |