The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20648. | tayoshu (tayoshu) | 81.98 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 20649. | Ahmed (ahmedeid) | 81.98 | 97% | 2017-02-08 |
| 20650. | Lesya (lesyalackey) | 81.98 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 20651. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 81.98 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 20652. | Jonathan (jonyaa) | 81.98 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 20653. | Ankush (ank123) | 81.98 | 92% | 2015-01-31 |
| 20654. | mrghost (mrghost) | 81.98 | 96% | 2012-12-22 |
| 20655. | Doink (doink02) | 81.97 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 20656. | Nuwaisir (nuwaisir) | 81.97 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 20657. | Lacey (xrumcajs) | 81.97 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 20658. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 81.97 | 95.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 20659. | Venky (venky) | 81.97 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 20660. | Lee (kantoran) | 81.97 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 20661. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 81.96 | 99% | 2022-01-09 |
| 20662. | Cookie (ashlynn_t) | 81.96 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 20663. | Al (aaaaaaaal) | 81.96 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 20664. | dijete (dijeteric) | 81.95 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 20665. | Ken (kssanchez1989) | 81.95 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
| 20666. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 81.95 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 20667. | Frederick (fredericknotw) | 81.95 | 97% | 2015-09-28 |
| 20668. | lilsquish (yeldaha) | 81.95 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 20669. | Dank (dankmachine) | 81.95 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 20670. | Philip (neodestro734) | 81.94 | 97% | 2014-04-28 |
| 20671. | Mary (wpj7321) | 81.94 | 97% | 2011-11-18 |
| 20672. | lmns (lmns) | 81.94 | 97% | 2014-03-24 |
| 20673. | Brittany (doggyjunky) | 81.94 | 96% | 2014-05-26 |
| 20674. | qFane (qfane) | 81.93 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 20675. | Emma (etyper987) | 81.93 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 20676. | ron (ronj23) | 81.93 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 20677. | nirmit (nirmit0) | 81.93 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |