So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5767. | (ixero) | 96.07 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5768. | (booyashocka) | 96.07 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 5769. | (derekhh) | 96.07 | 88% | 2012-08-30 |
| 5770. | (jaakko_virtanen) | 96.06 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 5771. | (bo7danlee) | 96.06 | 98% | 2013-04-30 |
| 5772. | (polterg3ist) | 96.05 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 5773. | (taux) | 96.05 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 5774. | (rekoreko) | 96.05 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 5775. | (yuuyashirato) | 96.05 | 96% | 2014-03-02 |
| 5776. | (eastexodus) | 96.04 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 5777. | (tomc1231) | 96.04 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5778. | (opdydx) | 96.04 | 95% | 2012-03-29 |
| 5779. | (hail_hydra) | 96.03 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 5780. | (proportional) | 96.03 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 5781. | (pnjzz) | 96.03 | 96.3% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5782. | Nick (pletlibo) | 96.02 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5783. | sean (phrozee) | 96.01 | 98% | 2014-12-20 |
| 5784. | (superepicpig) | 96.01 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 5785. | (dankhank) | 96.01 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 5786. | (chibabijo) | 96.01 | 89% | 2016-08-03 |
| 5787. | (annaree) | 96.01 | 94% | 2013-04-22 |
| 5788. | (typinglover1023) | 96.00 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 5789. | (jgofuego) | 96.00 | 96% | 2014-12-18 |
| 5790. | (censeo) | 96.00 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 5791. | Aldzia (aldzia) | 95.99 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 5792. | (tictac) | 95.99 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 5793. | (drakuly) | 95.98 | 93% | 2016-02-06 |
| 5794. | (meta_man) | 95.98 | 95% | 2015-06-09 |
| 5795. | (daryl) | 95.98 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
| 5796. | (unfazedglitch) | 95.97 | 99% | 2022-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |