And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8373. | Yeah (mocromaniac) | 101.92 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 8374. | Ezainy (gresketh) | 101.91 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 8375. | Julius (solenopsis) | 101.91 | 99% | 2020-11-26 |
| 8376. | Breton (slapballs) | 101.91 | 96% | 2017-08-23 |
| 8377. | Jennifer (jenbregypt) | 101.91 | 98% | 2013-06-14 |
| 8378. | Mad (georgadawg) | 101.91 | 97% | 2011-05-20 |
| 8379. | splatt (splatt0407) | 101.90 | 97.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 8380. | Jani (strike1980) | 101.90 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 8381. | skinnyboyxd (skinnyboyxd) | 101.90 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8382. | Ismail (flutes69) | 101.89 | 94% | 2014-11-20 |
| 8383. | Eduard (holykill) | 101.89 | 97% | 2015-03-07 |
| 8384. | Rahul (jet_blazer) | 101.89 | 97% | 2011-07-02 |
| 8385. | Freddy (freddytoscano) | 101.89 | 98% | 2012-11-29 |
| 8386. | Kim (shiggymoto) | 101.89 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 8387. | Maynard (mjk1964) | 101.88 | 91% | 2012-09-23 |
| 8388. | Aaron (zeromadness) | 101.88 | 96% | 2014-09-15 |
| 8389. | A (aa1729) | 101.87 | 97% | 2011-10-02 |
| 8390. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 101.87 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 8391. | Taylor (gmk60) | 101.87 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
| 8392. | Noodles (road2_120wpm) | 101.87 | 97.9% | 2023-10-15 |
| 8393. | Kevin (drezar) | 101.87 | 99% | 2018-02-22 |
| 8394. | 宇都宮 虎丸 (phibatbai) | 101.87 | 95% | 2013-03-22 |
| 8395. | dankpanda (dank_panda) | 101.87 | 95% | 2018-05-09 |
| 8396. | Johnny (airshield) | 101.87 | 97% | 2013-08-08 |
| 8397. | Aurisialic (playertenth) | 101.86 | 98.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8398. | Pavel (patcm) | 101.86 | 98% | 2012-03-25 |
| 8399. | Dillon (soulclap) | 101.86 | 92% | 2012-05-14 |
| 8400. | rob (mayoff) | 101.86 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 8401. | Loic (99loic) | 101.85 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 8402. | Duc Anh (doc1997) | 101.85 | 99% | 2021-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |