I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8446. | logan (lacton44) | 90.54 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 8447. | Jizz (mamski) | 90.54 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 8448. | Odal (odal) | 90.54 | 98% | 2016-03-10 |
| 8449. | Lee (starhole) | 90.54 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 8450. | Ryan (ohlegends) | 90.53 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 8451. | Ian (kfcdonutsandwich) | 90.53 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 8452. | (spudvorak) | 90.53 | 97.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8453. | BillyHerrington (billywob) | 90.53 | 96% | 2016-05-19 |
| 8454. | Eric (freshapplez) | 90.53 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 8455. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 90.53 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
| 8456. | sarah (sarah842) | 90.52 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 8457. | dove (nach9208) | 90.52 | 97.6% | 2024-10-16 |
| 8458. | Finn (nnifinn) | 90.52 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 8459. | Ahmed (ahmed3sami) | 90.52 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 8460. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 90.52 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8461. | sfv (va909212345) | 90.52 | 93% | 2016-07-14 |
| 8462. | David (dmmagic91) | 90.51 | 99% | 2019-09-05 |
| 8463. | HeyAlann (heyalann) | 90.51 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8464. | anastasia (typytypy98) | 90.51 | 98.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 8465. | Danish (danishamir) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 8466. | Chaerity (ssamurai) | 90.51 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 8467. | Alex (aymlus) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 8468. | jake (jakeice0108) | 90.51 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 8469. | cheze (cheezytyperboi) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8470. | Conrad (conrad7) | 90.50 | 99% | 2021-05-02 |
| 8471. | Kurtis (sauceypubes) | 90.50 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 8472. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 90.50 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 8473. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 90.49 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 8474. | Maja (kussimurra) | 90.49 | 97% | 2016-02-15 |
| 8475. | ahmadMego (reasonistian33) | 90.48 | 98.2% | 2025-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |