Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32059. | yam (yamazakura) | 49.70 | 94% | 2021-10-09 |
| 32060. | Umair (tastyorange) | 49.70 | 95% | 2020-05-31 |
| 32061. | mad792 (mad792) | 49.70 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 32062. | derek (derekj) | 49.70 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 32063. | kambing (zakaria_si_pendendam) | 49.70 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
| 32064. | Kristoffer (wago) | 49.69 | 92% | 2013-02-12 |
| 32065. | Irfan (rawalpindiexpress) | 49.69 | 97% | 2016-03-04 |
| 32066. | tong (70v9) | 49.68 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 32067. | Yasmine (y.a.sadoudi@gmail.... | 49.68 | 99% | 2015-04-03 |
| 32068. | Marcin (zawadsoon) | 49.68 | 97% | 2015-07-28 |
| 32069. | Runar (runar) | 49.68 | 87% | 2011-06-12 |
| 32070. | Federico (fede_) | 49.68 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 32071. | French Fries (jhonreduard) | 49.68 | 93% | 2017-03-24 |
| 32072. | Litu (litu) | 49.68 | 94% | 2013-04-17 |
| 32073. | Jack (jackripper9) | 49.67 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 32074. | MIguel (aragontype) | 49.67 | 94% | 2021-06-10 |
| 32075. | Igor (igorlr) | 49.66 | 95% | 2020-07-07 |
| 32076. | Hind (hindjaiswal) | 49.66 | 95% | 2021-10-24 |
| 32077. | Tite (danilo2054) | 49.66 | 94.3% | 2021-02-21 |
| 32078. | Dinh Tien (luyen212) | 49.66 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 32079. | super (mansuper) | 49.66 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 32080. | Don (aquile) | 49.66 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 32081. | Angie (1angie) | 49.66 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 32082. | bahar (bahar_a) | 49.66 | 95% | 2011-06-29 |
| 32083. | Khing (khairo_j1) | 49.65 | 94% | 2016-08-24 |
| 32084. | Mohamad Dib (diib) | 49.65 | 94% | 2023-09-11 |
| 32085. | Edward (smegle2) | 49.65 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 32086. | Krishna (qrishna59) | 49.65 | 94% | 2021-08-07 |
| 32087. | DRD (slo_est_typer) | 49.64 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 32088. | Collin (82994917) | 49.64 | 92% | 2014-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |