As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20861. | Nicholas (nikorosu) | 58.72 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 20862. | Andrew (andrew_fast) | 58.72 | 100% | 2022-12-20 |
| 20863. | Rahul (endeavour_the_one) | 58.72 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 20864. | Ashwini (powerbloke) | 58.72 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 20865. | Garvit (garvitar) | 58.72 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 20866. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 58.72 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 20867. | Alex (alex_grav4499) | 58.71 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 20868. | Supab (home10120) | 58.71 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 20869. | Monika (butternutsquash) | 58.71 | 89% | 2016-08-25 |
| 20870. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 58.70 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 20871. | Balazs (bbalazska) | 58.70 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 20872. | Adam (pooleya19) | 58.70 | 94% | 2017-11-14 |
| 20873. | Krysrian (hagi) | 58.70 | 92% | 2016-06-02 |
| 20874. | Miaku (miaku) | 58.69 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 20875. | Paul (verdude) | 58.69 | 96% | 2023-09-11 |
| 20876. | Sebastian (potatohead2020) | 58.69 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 20877. | Minh dang (danieltrn3) | 58.68 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 20878. | Dark_Aether (darkaether21) | 58.68 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 20879. | Jood (jodotypes) | 58.68 | 94.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 20880. | Racer (racer_9) | 58.68 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 20881. | duy (duyswampert) | 58.68 | 94% | 2015-09-13 |
| 20882. | Shoujikis (sh0ujiki5) | 58.68 | 93% | 2016-08-31 |
| 20883. | yeyeyeye23 (mr1337blue) | 58.67 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 20884. | Miles (milksushi) | 58.66 | 86% | 2016-08-08 |
| 20885. | Ben (blejanre) | 58.66 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 20886. | Gabe (wiseguy2432) | 58.66 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 20887. | Reuven (reuven_1203) | 58.66 | 95% | 2023-01-18 |
| 20888. | fella (fellasaurus) | 58.66 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 20889. | Yassin (meddyassin) | 58.66 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 20890. | Bepsi (thesaltiestsea) | 58.66 | 94% | 2017-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |