The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8438. | Robby (icybot) | 92.56 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 8439. | David (valkarth) | 92.56 | 96% | 2012-04-09 |
| 8440. | Taisei (taisei) | 92.56 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 8441. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 92.56 | 96% | 2015-11-16 |
| 8442. | Jeld (jeld) | 92.56 | 97% | 2016-07-02 |
| 8443. | George (george_the_scourge) | 92.55 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 8444. | Prum (1sreng) | 92.55 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 8445. | Sean (djallstar) | 92.55 | 92% | 2013-02-08 |
| 8446. | J (coughee) | 92.55 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 8447. | Liem (wavuan) | 92.54 | 98% | 2014-05-22 |
| 8448. | Kevin (kevincls) | 92.54 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 8449. | Phil (mxclear) | 92.53 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
| 8450. | JohnDorian (gocheese) | 92.53 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 8451. | Yehezkiel Raymundo (yehezki... | 92.53 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 8452. | Cameron (gypsum) | 92.53 | 94% | 2014-10-12 |
| 8453. | Alexander (torphon) | 92.53 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 8454. | Robert (stantor) | 92.52 | 95.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8455. | Moritz (elagon) | 92.52 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 8456. | Ya (danielstroby) | 92.52 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 8457. | Cal (raceto151) | 92.51 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 8458. | George (gggritso) | 92.51 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 8459. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 92.51 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 8460. | J (jdizzla) | 92.51 | 93% | 2016-10-26 |
| 8461. | Tyler (yppah) | 92.50 | 97% | 2012-10-05 |
| 8462. | Cinari (cinari) | 92.50 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 8463. | Gabriel (gerpaderp) | 92.50 | 90% | 2016-02-29 |
| 8464. | Kymber (chzsnorter) | 92.50 | 90% | 2014-09-06 |
| 8465. | Coralu (vabracoral) | 92.49 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 8466. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 92.49 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8467. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 92.49 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |