I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8669. | Tuno (thetuno) | 90.37 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 8670. | kvn (humptyhump) | 90.37 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8671. | Luka (sercasm) | 90.37 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 8672. | DeSparta (desparta) | 90.37 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 8673. | shark (sharkpause) | 90.36 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 8674. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 90.36 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 8675. | Jasper (ivorymash) | 90.34 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| 8676. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 90.34 | 98% | 2026-05-12 |
| 8677. | xThatguy (xthatguy) | 90.34 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8678. | StevesterH (stevesterh) | 90.33 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 8679. | 이스펜서 (yispencer) | 90.33 | 96.1% | 2023-12-04 |
| 8680. | hissi (hissi) | 90.33 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 8681. | rsta (rstasd) | 90.33 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 8682. | Moose (depressedirl) | 90.32 | 97% | 2024-01-07 |
| 8683. | Autumn (act01) | 90.32 | 99% | 2022-05-01 |
| 8684. | Wouter (wouter_kuijk) | 90.32 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 8685. | magma (midgetmagma) | 90.31 | 97.3% | 2024-09-21 |
| 8686. | Daniel (danielstep65) | 90.31 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 8687. | ahaha (tugarinovite) | 90.31 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 8688. | Marcus (marcrulo) | 90.30 | 98% | 2025-04-18 |
| 8689. | Y (yvwhag) | 90.30 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 8690. | Trying To Type (ffzz) | 90.29 | 97.2% | 2025-04-30 |
| 8691. | Justin (jastin) | 90.29 | 92% | 2017-04-21 |
| 8692. | dilectus (dilectus) | 90.29 | 100% | 2022-10-21 |
| 8693. | Enzoo (enderboyx200) | 90.29 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8694. | Kono Dio Da (nankan6111) | 90.29 | 96% | 2018-12-13 |
| 8695. | Elsawy (elsawy636) | 90.28 | 96.7% | 2024-05-19 |
| 8696. | Sri (waaz) | 90.28 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 8697. | w (shwilliam) | 90.28 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 8698. | EvJ (ev_j) | 90.28 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |