I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7284. | Salty (saltyboi338) | 94.34 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 7285. | Xophules (xophules) | 94.34 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
| 7286. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 94.34 | 97.4% | 2023-11-07 |
| 7287. | j (jacblo) | 94.34 | 97.5% | 2023-10-03 |
| 7288. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 94.34 | 98% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7289. | Roboute (robosote) | 94.33 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 7290. | dax a-r (lavenderflwers) | 94.32 | 96.8% | 2025-04-07 |
| 7291. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 94.31 | 97.3% | 2024-04-12 |
| 7292. | Gary (prtuc2) | 94.31 | 99% | 2024-07-03 |
| 7293. | The Verdik (theverdik) | 94.31 | 97% | 2024-02-26 |
| 7294. | Joshua (shaggymuffin23) | 94.30 | 100% | 2021-12-02 |
| 7295. | Anthony (anthonyk) | 94.30 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 7296. | king (kingkuzo) | 94.30 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 7297. | Proximo (elliotkoh) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 7298. | Cory (zevvaffle) | 94.29 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 7299. | Alex (delvern) | 94.29 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
| 7300. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 94.27 | 96.7% | 2023-12-14 |
| 7301. | Sky (n1johhner) | 94.27 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
| 7302. | danielslow__ (danielslow__) | 94.27 | 98% | 2025-10-03 |
| 7303. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 94.26 | 97.3% | 2024-12-18 |
| 7304. | A (vaccines) | 94.26 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 7305. | SenhorSeven (senhorseven) | 94.25 | 100% | 2023-06-15 |
| 7306. | Zeb (cleavecamael) | 94.24 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 7307. | ni (tehni) | 94.24 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 7308. | Mili (mynameismili) | 94.24 | 99% | 2020-07-06 |
| 7309. | Kaan Yuksel (bilginyuksel) | 94.24 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 7310. | Vilmer (vilmeeero) | 94.23 | 98% | 2023-06-10 |
| 7311. | jazon (nozaaaj) | 94.23 | 96% | 2017-09-08 |
| 7312. | Boss (mrtring) | 94.23 | 97.5% | 2023-11-23 |
| 7313. | Keiroi (keiroi) | 94.23 | 96% | 2025-08-05 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |