I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9510. | zehpeh (zehpeh) | 91.41 | 98.8% | 2025-03-04 |
| 9511. | Fopuy (fopuy) | 91.41 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 9512. | Tantowi (typebasic_123) | 91.41 | 97% | 2024-04-21 |
| 9513. | TMM (matt0509) | 91.41 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 9514. | Lorenzo (superlorenzo) | 91.40 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 9515. | sgbiscuits (snailzzy) | 91.40 | 99% | 2026-04-26 |
| 9516. | OppaiMan (oppaiman) | 91.40 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 9517. | Jayfeather (jayfeather787) | 91.40 | 98% | 2024-02-10 |
| 9518. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 91.40 | 99% | 2017-01-24 |
| 9519. | Angelo (angelostaana) | 91.39 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 9520. | dua_lipa_moj_te_pipa (mr_wo... | 91.38 | 97% | 2025-05-02 |
| 9521. | Jack (jdmac007) | 91.38 | 97.7% | 2024-06-25 |
| 9522. | HD (hdcodecj) | 91.38 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 9523. | Leo (leotwelve) | 91.38 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 9524. | Wan (wzul) | 91.38 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 9525. | patzer (tip3) | 91.38 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 9526. | updog (danielseow) | 91.37 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 9527. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 91.37 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 9528. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 91.36 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 9529. | Joseph (oomm) | 91.36 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 9530. | 𝚲 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 ... | 91.36 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| 9531. | Yan Qing (yq0102) | 91.35 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 9532. | Monir (monir004) | 91.35 | 100% | 2023-10-16 |
| 9533. | Leila (leilavafa) | 91.35 | 97% | 2025-12-18 |
| 9534. | Kyle (kylebobyle) | 91.34 | 98% | 2019-07-06 |
| 9535. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 91.34 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 9536. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 91.33 | 97% | 2026-04-18 |
| 9537. | Preston (preston350) | 91.33 | 97% | 2023-10-06 |
| 9538. | Jeremy (jeremygolden) | 91.33 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 9539. | Simon (slimsonkysreformed) | 91.32 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |