So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15647. | (mmacklin) | 74.93 | 93% | 2012-08-08 |
| 15648. | (spammeracc) | 74.92 | 93% | 2012-12-16 |
| 15649. | Nam (nambct) | 74.92 | 97.2% | 2023-08-02 |
| 15650. | (gohyz) | 74.92 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 15651. | (hhesenjan) | 74.92 | 97.2% | 2023-09-13 |
| 15652. | (noobmast3r69) | 74.92 | 95% | 2020-07-10 |
| 15653. | Hung (psucoder) | 74.92 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 15654. | (blue_eyed_boy) | 74.92 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 15655. | (rubiksgh3) | 74.92 | 94% | 2013-11-26 |
| 15656. | Willard (pvtlink) | 74.92 | 90% | 2015-03-07 |
| 15657. | (2atrain742) | 74.92 | 92% | 2017-01-31 |
| 15658. | (cdt1) | 74.91 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 15659. | Chris (ctechdude13) | 74.91 | 95% | 2015-01-11 |
| 15660. | Jake (jr3224) | 74.91 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 15661. | (fongof) | 74.91 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
| 15662. | Dashboard (dashboard) | 74.91 | 98% | 2012-06-13 |
| 15663. | Sian (mysticka) | 74.90 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
| 15664. | Dani (danielrm93) | 74.90 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 15665. | (themysteriousjake) | 74.90 | 93% | 2017-05-26 |
| 15666. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 74.89 | 98.2% | 2023-07-20 |
| 15667. | (jsnm59) | 74.89 | 95% | 2012-01-02 |
| 15668. | Rappo (rappo) | 74.89 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 15669. | (yarohtar) | 74.89 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 15670. | (william_david) | 74.89 | 94.7% | 2023-07-01 |
| 15671. | (shudd3r) | 74.89 | 98.5% | 2023-06-25 |
| 15672. | Mogoyombi (mogoyombi) | 74.89 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 15673. | (bikecommuter24) | 74.88 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 15674. | Marco (marcotheboy) | 74.88 | 97% | 2014-06-24 |
| 15675. | (jboom) | 74.88 | 94% | 2014-02-15 |
| 15676. | (bowlinprincess) | 74.88 | 93% | 2011-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |