Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8409. | Hugo (hugs7432) | 80.60 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 8410. | Deadeye (banterbry) | 80.60 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
| 8411. | Ryan (rhinojc) | 80.60 | 92% | 2017-03-14 |
| 8412. | Rex (redrex) | 80.60 | 95.8% | 2024-03-18 |
| 8413. | Kitolomac (kitolomac) | 80.59 | 96.8% | 2025-04-27 |
| 8414. | M (maddyjune) | 80.59 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 8415. | atef (atef_7534) | 80.58 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 8416. | Lucas (kasparian) | 80.58 | 95% | 2019-01-19 |
| 8417. | Jemsaal (jemsaal) | 80.58 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 8418. | AC (profitperfect) | 80.57 | 99% | 2022-09-21 |
| 8419. | Logan (recyclemanx) | 80.57 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 8420. | Zekken (zekken12345) | 80.57 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 8421. | Tim (primus) | 80.56 | 91% | 2017-04-29 |
| 8422. | Paul (paulkoczwara) | 80.56 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 8423. | Jan (smilingjan) | 80.56 | 99% | 2019-09-06 |
| 8424. | Yarns (yarnss) | 80.56 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 8425. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 80.55 | 96% | 2026-02-05 |
| 8426. | Maeeen (maeeen) | 80.55 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 8427. | daniel (danielphantom) | 80.55 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 8428. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 80.55 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 8429. | Emi (obitoke) | 80.55 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8430. | Chrisbingus (chrisbingus) | 80.53 | 97% | 2025-02-12 |
| 8431. | (xtiandiaz) | 80.53 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 8432. | Soup (k2824262) | 80.53 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| 8433. | Dave (davej_08) | 80.52 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8434. | Yogi (y0g3) | 80.52 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| 8435. | Mr (noxerp) | 80.50 | 95.1% | 2024-03-28 |
| 8436. | Blawizard (blaawizard) | 80.50 | 98% | 2024-01-15 |
| 8437. | mv0 (the_oko) | 80.50 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8438. | babylaaamp (babylaaamp) | 80.49 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |