The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6026. | Lu sir (mrlusir) | 99.14 | 95% | 2015-01-30 |
| 6027. | Velgus (velgus) | 99.14 | 96% | 2014-07-12 |
| 6028. | Dylan (speedyrawfl) | 99.14 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 6029. | Perry ᗜˬᗜ (perryok) | 99.12 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 6030. | MegP (meganperry) | 99.12 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 6031. | Cuyler (trekkie) | 99.11 | 96% | 2011-08-17 |
| 6032. | BuffaloPrime (buffaloprime) | 99.11 | 92% | 2016-06-07 |
| 6033. | Gregory (gregoryshen212) | 99.10 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 6034. | poozza (poozza) | 99.10 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 6035. | Uses Home Row (nickmanning214) | 99.10 | 99% | 2016-12-19 |
| 6036. | Campbell (upranernbo) | 99.10 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 6037. | Thpp (kulaspa) | 99.10 | 99% | 2018-07-02 |
| 6038. | Nick (fayz_) | 99.10 | 96% | 2015-01-05 |
| 6039. | havii (haviihavii) | 99.09 | 98% | 2014-10-01 |
| 6040. | Lin (lin_ming) | 99.09 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 6041. | jaggu (jaggu94) | 99.09 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 6042. | Dominic (aboveawesome) | 99.08 | 94% | 2011-10-03 |
| 6043. | daniel (danielphantom) | 99.08 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 6044. | Nikolas (nomadz) | 99.08 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 6045. | Mister W (misterw) | 99.08 | 91% | 2014-12-17 |
| 6046. | /\/0_QU|t (letypeprecis) | 99.07 | 96% | 2016-10-02 |
| 6047. | sidd (siddvader) | 99.07 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 6048. | (resent) | 99.06 | 99% | 2020-06-04 |
| 6049. | Daniel (danielxzt) | 99.06 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 6050. | M (ahhhhh) | 99.06 | 97% | 2012-08-10 |
| 6051. | j (jqxk) | 99.05 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 6052. | SCUMBAGGED (to0z) | 99.05 | 96% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6053. | Noob (noobtypist) | 99.04 | 98% | 2012-02-29 |
| 6054. | Tony (beatleboy1091) | 99.04 | 93% | 2012-04-16 |
| 6055. | K (khanali2020) | 99.03 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |