As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11171. | Ethan (teamann2) | 80.96 | 97% | 2025-03-01 |
| 11172. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 80.96 | 99% | 2019-05-16 |
| 11173. | Egyptian (egyptiantyper) | 80.96 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 11174. | Ahsan Suhaib (guy_from_paki... | 80.95 | 97% | 2025-06-10 |
| 11175. | Morris (reinheart) | 80.95 | 95% | 2018-01-06 |
| 11176. | Xlvr (xlvr) | 80.95 | 96% | 2015-12-22 |
| 11177. | In_Process (asjdfassdf) | 80.94 | 96.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 11178. | R (rzgoblue) | 80.94 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
| 11179. | Lars (workmanprogress) | 80.94 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 11180. | Tor (temyrvang) | 80.94 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 11181. | Saharsh (saharshluthra) | 80.94 | 99% | 2018-08-30 |
| 11182. | John (rileytolentino13) | 80.94 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 11183. | fake (fasterthanc) | 80.94 | 96% | 2015-08-07 |
| 11184. | Abby (abbykiehlbauch) | 80.92 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 11185. | pol (poooool) | 80.92 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 11186. | Alec (4l3c) | 80.92 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 11187. | Joar (titotaba) | 80.91 | 96% | 2024-04-15 |
| 11188. | Daniel (danielnickels) | 80.91 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
| 11189. | Chonabebs (chonabebs) | 80.91 | 98% | 2023-09-23 |
| 11190. | storm trooper (chandu998) | 80.91 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11191. | Caleb (moorec14) | 80.91 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 11192. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 80.91 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 11193. | Mahmoud (moods87) | 80.91 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 11194. | arun (arunnari) | 80.91 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 11195. | Justin (politicalguy) | 80.90 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 11196. | Lucyfer (lucyfer42) | 80.90 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 11197. | James (jeffsalad) | 80.90 | 95% | 2018-05-15 |
| 11198. | Mayumi (kogl_mieko) | 80.90 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 11199. | Nicole (nickichin528) | 80.90 | 86% | 2017-05-22 |
| 11200. | Jason (silv3rjam) | 80.90 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |