So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9320. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 87.16 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9321. | Kumar (kayush) | 87.16 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 9322. | שבי (wallabyy) | 87.15 | 93% | 2015-01-16 |
| 9323. | Neko (pippaola) | 87.15 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
| 9324. | Fyreball12 (bilzzard15) | 87.15 | 91% | 2017-05-14 |
| 9325. | Cameron (cqmeron) | 87.14 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 9326. | Kept (lietonever) | 87.14 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 9327. | Matthew (swanson71) | 87.13 | 95% | 2015-02-13 |
| 9328. | Brendan (brendan_) | 87.13 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 9329. | R (ghostboy) | 87.13 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9330. | Colby (colbytothet) | 87.13 | 93% | 2014-03-05 |
| 9331. | akashi (akashi) | 87.13 | 94% | 2013-04-05 |
| 9332. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 87.12 | 99% | 2020-02-15 |
| 9333. | MaBec (_mabecma_) | 87.11 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 9334. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 87.11 | 98% | 2015-07-23 |
| 9335. | Jack (falryx) | 87.11 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 9336. | daniel (danieledward13) | 87.10 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9337. | Mike (mkmkmk93) | 87.10 | 93% | 2013-03-04 |
| 9338. | raina (lizzynanaraina) | 87.10 | 96% | 2011-10-08 |
| 9339. | Doreen Zhao (tyson_straight) | 87.10 | 94% | 2013-11-14 |
| 9340. | GoodGuy (bigmonke_228) | 87.09 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 9341. | Chutiya (chutiya) | 87.09 | 95% | 2016-01-12 |
| 9342. | Kevin (sciron00) | 87.09 | 97% | 2013-03-21 |
| 9343. | A (yarly) | 87.09 | 94% | 2012-02-25 |
| 9344. | What's up (mistak) | 87.09 | 94% | 2015-02-17 |
| 9345. | Julius (juliusmysad) | 87.09 | 96% | 2013-07-28 |
| 9346. | Crouton (a99966) | 87.09 | 97% | 2015-02-10 |
| 9347. | silver searcher (ackuracy) | 87.08 | 99% | 2023-06-29 |
| 9348. | John (selurnipohc) | 87.08 | 95% | 2016-02-18 |
| 9349. | Andy (enlightenme) | 87.08 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |