I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14299. | darthnessi (darthnessi) | 75.83 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 14300. | Hassan (0_nix_0) | 75.83 | 96.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14301. | Drew (dbolo) | 75.81 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 14302. | flexr (flexr) | 75.81 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| 14303. | Azatbek (kanybekov66) | 75.81 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 14304. | Leung (noobie_markie) | 75.81 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 14305. | MasterMind (master__mind) | 75.81 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14306. | rass (gsrass) | 75.81 | 100% | 2018-02-18 |
| 14307. | DVO (dvodot) | 75.80 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 14308. | Brennan (bwellshi) | 75.80 | 96.9% | 2025-02-11 |
| 14309. | Azubi (azubi) | 75.80 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 14310. | sura (suraflux) | 75.80 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 14311. | Alihan (ahuramazda96) | 75.80 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 14312. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 75.80 | 99% | 2017-11-27 |
| 14313. | Phobic (phobic21) | 75.79 | 96% | 2023-06-02 |
| 14314. | (weeping_weeblet) | 75.79 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 14315. | Daniel (danieldms) | 75.78 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 14316. | tstats[Cisco516] (cisco516) | 75.78 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 14317. | Enes (surfersz) | 75.78 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 14318. | Reis (reisagainst) | 75.77 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 14319. | sk (kasem132) | 75.77 | 97.7% | 2024-12-25 |
| 14320. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 75.77 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 14321. | christina (chr1st1ina) | 75.77 | 96.5% | 2021-02-07 |
| 14322. | renzz (renzxcasdqwe) | 75.77 | 95% | 2018-01-21 |
| 14323. | Julian Ramos (julian_one_hu... | 75.76 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 14324. | Kenneth (fira12345) | 75.76 | 99% | 2020-02-25 |
| 14325. | 69wpm (a04a04283) | 75.76 | 94% | 2021-08-31 |
| 14326. | ek2015 (ek2015) | 75.75 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
| 14327. | Neon (dragonkingscrown) | 75.75 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 14328. | You (lord_of_letters) | 75.75 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |