As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8428. | Keagan (ngerks) | 87.22 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
8429. | Kazuki (kabukiman) | 87.22 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
8430. | John (jtasher3) | 87.21 | 98% | 2024-04-13 |
8431. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 87.21 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
8432. | Southside (dinotoad) | 87.21 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
8433. | Jawon (jawon) | 87.21 | 92% | 2017-04-12 |
8434. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 87.21 | 99% | 2017-09-11 |
8435. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 87.21 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
8436. | Ivan (c0rn) | 87.20 | 98.6% | 2024-05-31 |
8437. | Wasiq (qisaw) | 87.20 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
8438. | God (jpaul100) | 87.20 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
8439. | Gjn (_gjn) | 87.20 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
8440. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 87.19 | 96.4% | 2024-07-02 |
8441. | Rickshaw (rickshawrubio) | 87.19 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
8442. | name999 (name_999) | 87.19 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
8443. | narze (narze) | 87.19 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
8444. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
8445. | mentzer7 (mentzer7) | 87.18 | 97.2% | 2024-03-28 |
8446. | ian (vortox2587) | 87.18 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
8447. | Daniel (danielcc_152) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
8448. | geras (gerastv) | 87.18 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
8449. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 87.18 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
8450. | bdr (bbbbbbbbbbb) | 87.18 | 90% | 2016-11-28 |
8451. | Izzy (izzypng) | 87.17 | 90% | 2017-04-12 |
8452. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 87.17 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
8453. | goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) | 87.17 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
8454. | Srijan (lego_11) | 87.16 | 97.9% | 2024-03-12 |
8455. | Alwin (alwin1909) | 87.16 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
8456. | Tom (minitom) | 87.16 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
8457. | karsten (gamer112) | 87.16 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |