As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12407. | Mike (perception) | 78.16 | 97% | 2015-10-20 |
12408. | Adithiya (havlen1) | 78.15 | 95.6% | 2023-08-12 |
12409. | Ankit Raj Dahal (sam222saya) | 78.15 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
12410. | Eduardo (4lc1d3) | 78.15 | 97% | 2024-07-12 |
12411. | Joe Creator (cabbage_cat) | 78.14 | 96% | 2024-09-19 |
12412. | Tanuki (joshz1999) | 78.14 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
12413. | Akilan (multiverse) | 78.14 | 94% | 2015-05-03 |
12414. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 78.14 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
12415. | Destiny (luv2research) | 78.14 | 94% | 2015-07-31 |
12416. | Bone (probono) | 78.13 | 96.9% | 2025-02-21 |
12417. | lucemi (lianeci) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
12418. | ... (stratex) | 78.13 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
12419. | Greatesterick (greatestguy) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
12420. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
12421. | Shoaib Sajid (shoaibsajid) | 78.13 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
12422. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 78.13 | 99% | 2019-04-10 |
12423. | Achraf (achrafixo) | 78.12 | 97.3% | 2024-06-08 |
12424. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 78.12 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
12425. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 78.12 | 93% | 2016-03-15 |
12426. | Kolock (kolock) | 78.11 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
12427. | ... (skremp) | 78.11 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
12428. | Mike (mike_121) | 78.11 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
12429. | tobias (thandschin) | 78.11 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
12430. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 78.11 | 91% | 2017-03-25 |
12431. | davorin (dsego) | 78.10 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
12432. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 78.10 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
12433. | sarai (yuki3721) | 78.10 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
12434. | Krishna (krrish94) | 78.10 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
12435. | ThreeTwoTwo (three22) | 78.10 | 96% | 2018-04-08 |
12436. | sjorn (sjorn) | 78.10 | 94% | 2017-03-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |