The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12807. | Tim (bertardy) | 83.96 | 96% | 2014-01-20 |
| 12808. | Jay (Qwerty) (jaleel0) | 83.95 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 12809. | Alien (half_alien) | 83.95 | 97.3% | 2023-10-10 |
| 12810. | Ian (llamasquad) | 83.95 | 97.3% | 2023-09-11 |
| 12811. | Anton (antoniostreet) | 83.95 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 12812. | Todd (todddddddddd) | 83.95 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12813. | Justin (arejay) | 83.95 | 95% | 2014-04-07 |
| 12814. | david (xclusive) | 83.95 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 12815. | F.T. (ft404) | 83.95 | 95% | 2014-08-31 |
| 12816. | your (candice_was_taken) | 83.94 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 12817. | Ion (incode4it) | 83.94 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 12818. | Brian (bgan) | 83.94 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12819. | Oscar (racksaw) | 83.94 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 12820. | diee (diee_2010) | 83.94 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 12821. | AJ (sasuke_101) | 83.94 | 98% | 2013-07-17 |
| 12822. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 83.94 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 12823. | Averil (avetrill) | 83.93 | 92% | 2015-01-28 |
| 12824. | Alex (bobpoopsalot8) | 83.93 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 12825. | Angelo (dabulon) | 83.93 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 12826. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 83.93 | 93% | 2015-03-01 |
| 12827. | Snerulite (snerulite) | 83.93 | 97% | 2016-05-14 |
| 12828. | daniel (nitezu) | 83.92 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 12829. | M (schrempsky) | 83.92 | 97% | 2017-03-22 |
| 12830. | raruma (raruma) | 83.92 | 99% | 2013-03-27 |
| 12831. | h0ly (h0ly) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12832. | C (pamelamorganhalpert) | 83.91 | 91% | 2016-04-15 |
| 12833. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 83.91 | 98.1% | 2023-06-30 |
| 12834. | Philip (saffa) | 83.91 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 12835. | Dana (rubiksgh3) | 83.91 | 94% | 2014-08-21 |
| 12836. | Derryck (derrymilk) | 83.90 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |