And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14735. | jjujjubar (jjujjubar) | 88.47 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 14736. | Anye (farmerfred) | 88.47 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 14737. | Piplup (caitcat) | 88.47 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 14738. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 88.47 | 98% | 2016-08-15 |
| 14739. | Sayantan (saypal) | 88.46 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 14740. | MyLeah (bradd008) | 88.46 | 99% | 2012-03-10 |
| 14741. | F.T. (ft404) | 88.46 | 99% | 2014-08-30 |
| 14742. | Howard (howardpeckerman) | 88.46 | 96% | 2013-09-14 |
| 14743. | Bruno (mrbruno7447) | 88.46 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 14744. | David (wavexz) | 88.46 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 14745. | Glenn (nnelg) | 88.46 | 93% | 2012-09-15 |
| 14746. | Adam (productiveatwork) | 88.45 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 14747. | d (sancisz) | 88.45 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 14748. | Dungus (duungus) | 88.45 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 14749. | Shireen (shireenmd) | 88.45 | 96% | 2011-09-02 |
| 14750. | Dylan (nguyensane) | 88.45 | 95% | 2013-03-14 |
| 14751. | Matthew (ultimatexguy) | 88.44 | 93% | 2013-10-12 |
| 14752. | lonald (lonald) | 88.44 | 99% | 2017-08-02 |
| 14753. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 88.44 | 98% | 2014-03-29 |
| 14754. | jim (jimbosenior) | 88.44 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 14755. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 88.44 | 96.6% | 2023-10-02 |
| 14756. | Gavin (fuzzlightbeard) | 88.44 | 93% | 2017-01-10 |
| 14757. | Aaron (aaron777) | 88.43 | 96% | 2013-05-22 |
| 14758. | Scott (glorfindel1976) | 88.43 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 14759. | Michael (rebmich) | 88.43 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 14760. | shindo (shindo) | 88.43 | 96% | 2011-11-08 |
| 14761. | Atikah (miinoz) | 88.43 | 97% | 2014-07-30 |
| 14762. | Rachel (rachel1491) | 88.43 | 96% | 2017-01-25 |
| 14763. | Dave (infiltratingtree) | 88.43 | 98% | 2019-11-02 |
| 14764. | Brian (mrwhys) | 88.43 | 94% | 2013-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |