So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22862. | (jennysue) | 63.41 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 22863. | (azirat) | 63.41 | 98% | 2013-05-02 |
| 22864. | (thevi25) | 63.40 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 22865. | (midbolt) | 63.40 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 22866. | (jealoujay) | 63.40 | 95% | 2013-07-05 |
| 22867. | (sinceregtr) | 63.40 | 95% | 2011-11-22 |
| 22868. | (kej841107) | 63.40 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 22869. | Randy (beepsandboops) | 63.39 | 96% | 2022-11-29 |
| 22870. | (harshit712) | 63.39 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 22871. | Jake (kuch13) | 63.39 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 22872. | Souhardya (souhardya98) | 63.39 | 96.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 22873. | (engineerblanket) | 63.39 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 22874. | (jerhino) | 63.39 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 22875. | (armank) | 63.39 | 92% | 2016-01-16 |
| 22876. | (akilles) | 63.39 | 96% | 2013-08-22 |
| 22877. | (_rahmanism) | 63.39 | 94% | 2019-06-27 |
| 22878. | camelCase (saisrikantta2) | 63.38 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 22879. | (jauaj) | 63.38 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 22880. | (koelndorfer) | 63.38 | 94% | 2016-09-20 |
| 22881. | daniel (daniel_2007) | 63.38 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 22882. | (attttyila) | 63.38 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 22883. | Hieu (cation_h) | 63.38 | 95% | 2012-12-28 |
| 22884. | (vssigma) | 63.37 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 22885. | (montrealtyper) | 63.37 | 96% | 2020-02-29 |
| 22886. | kunal (kunav) | 63.37 | 95% | 2021-08-18 |
| 22887. | (kimhg) | 63.37 | 94% | 2021-04-09 |
| 22888. | (alkan137) | 63.37 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 22889. | (im_banana_girl) | 63.37 | 94.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22890. | Chaitanya (chaitanya608) | 63.37 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
| 22891. | (arianhou) | 63.37 | 96% | 2014-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |