And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17603. | Oscar (hellway) | 83.05 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 17604. | Jyu Viole Grace (ryun) | 83.04 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 17605. | Ankush (ank123) | 83.04 | 92% | 2015-02-01 |
| 17606. | Claudia (heartbreakinglyawk... | 83.04 | 98% | 2012-10-10 |
| 17607. | Christopher (cder3) | 83.04 | 94% | 2015-10-30 |
| 17608. | Einari (elccu) | 83.03 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 17609. | Enrico (enricoaf) | 83.03 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 17610. | meng (eikmeng1127) | 83.03 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 17611. | Omar (infus3d) | 83.03 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 17612. | M@RKUS (makuslis) | 83.03 | 92% | 2012-12-16 |
| 17613. | Brad (braddagio) | 83.03 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 17614. | Gwen (gwen_and_colette) | 83.02 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 17615. | Alaa Awamleh (alaa_awamleh) | 83.02 | 98.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 17616. | Culinax (culinax) | 83.02 | 96% | 2013-10-29 |
| 17617. | sojucider (sojucider) | 83.02 | 93% | 2017-04-03 |
| 17618. | Dankman (dedankman) | 83.02 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 17619. | Mile161 (mile161) | 83.01 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 17620. | person (tumadreestahomo) | 83.01 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 17621. | PAUL 🫵🏼😂 (happyfla... | 83.01 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 17622. | MaybeChtoto (htoto_takoi) | 83.01 | 97.4% | 2023-05-17 |
| 17623. | Anis (anis22) | 83.01 | 97.2% | 2023-09-01 |
| 17624. | Gurra (halogurra) | 83.01 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 17625. | Pho (phobreze) | 83.01 | 96.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 17626. | Bryan (bryangomarga) | 83.01 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 17627. | Daniel (daniel99526) | 83.01 | 89% | 2014-04-08 |
| 17628. | satoqz (satoqz) | 83.00 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 17629. | Jack (jakmon777) | 83.00 | 97% | 2015-09-14 |
| 17630. | Coilette (coilette) | 83.00 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 17631. | Liz (eearnest@dcstigers.org) | 83.00 | 92% | 2013-12-11 |
| 17632. | Effort0208 (effort0208) | 83.00 | 95% | 2016-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |