The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11204. | ablert (disaptmnt) | 86.77 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 11205. | ^o^ (thasial) | 86.76 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 11206. | Jack (cloudnine) | 86.76 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 11207. | adrian (aidsasis) | 86.76 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 11208. | Heather (hla24) | 86.76 | 96% | 2014-06-23 |
| 11209. | Van (umbala_meo) | 86.76 | 98% | 2012-04-18 |
| 11210. | idell (notidell) | 86.75 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 11211. | Mark (mariktypes) | 86.75 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| 11212. | Paul (pk234) | 86.75 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 11213. | EricBoBerrick (erpava) | 86.74 | 94% | 2014-04-21 |
| 11214. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 86.74 | 98% | 2016-08-03 |
| 11215. | Thusthus (gmdliam) | 86.74 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 11216. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 86.74 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 11217. | Blue (blueberkeley) | 86.74 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 11218. | Anika (compass_girl) | 86.74 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 11219. | YellowWizard (dood123) | 86.74 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 11220. | Daniel (daniel629) | 86.73 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 11221. | Stephen (ripefruit) | 86.73 | 93% | 2013-12-11 |
| 11222. | harsh (pastel_snow) | 86.73 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 11223. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 86.73 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 11224. | Anthony (avchen) | 86.73 | 94% | 2015-08-18 |
| 11225. | heyes (coffeeeeee) | 86.73 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11226. | Alex (dacen) | 86.73 | 97% | 2014-03-09 |
| 11227. | Michael (gigaprincess) | 86.72 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 11228. | Branden (brandendm) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 11229. | Angel (field1) | 86.72 | 93% | 2013-03-12 |
| 11230. | Jack (jr9810) | 86.72 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 11231. | idanmo (idanmo) | 86.71 | 97.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| 11232. | GustavG (blggg) | 86.71 | 99% | 2016-12-11 |
| 11233. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 86.71 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |