I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13829. | Christian (modernfallacy) | 78.29 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 13830. | Edd (christenlanger) | 78.29 | 94% | 2015-07-02 |
| 13831. | Shashank (same_lame_name) | 78.29 | 96.7% | 2024-04-28 |
| 13832. | vineel (vineel) | 78.29 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 13833. | Ghillie (ghillie111) | 78.29 | 89% | 2016-11-17 |
| 13834. | . (villutamme) | 78.29 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 13835. | Eetu (1emk) | 78.29 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 13836. | Dan (thefinalgetsuga) | 78.29 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 13837. | AJ (aj_jaswanth) | 78.29 | 92% | 2016-04-14 |
| 13838. | Pat (drmrprofpatric) | 78.28 | 99.2% | 2024-10-10 |
| 13839. | for reckful (savioshadow) | 78.28 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
| 13840. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 78.28 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
| 13841. | YouBeginToWonder (youbegint... | 78.27 | 96% | 2024-06-23 |
| 13842. | Pirate (snail_racerz) | 78.27 | 98% | 2024-09-05 |
| 13843. | An (ntan1210) | 78.27 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 13844. | UPDEWS (updewsprado) | 78.27 | 97% | 2015-07-21 |
| 13845. | DanielP (daniel504) | 78.26 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
| 13846. | Nigel (hunterzxd) | 78.26 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 13847. | //// (francov2) | 78.26 | 92% | 2016-07-22 |
| 13848. | skuukzky (glzkfngkwlap) | 78.25 | 95.9% | 2025-04-13 |
| 13849. | Michael (mchen03) | 78.25 | 96.9% | 2025-01-12 |
| 13850. | amlostandbored (amlost) | 78.25 | 96% | 2024-05-24 |
| 13851. | PlanckEz (osp254) | 78.25 | 99% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13852. | Nirmalkumar (nirmal12) | 78.25 | 96% | 2015-04-17 |
| 13853. | hieu (ngochieu2307) | 78.25 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 13854. | Badog (mississauga145) | 78.25 | 95% | 2016-07-05 |
| 13855. | Maza (lordmaza) | 78.24 | 96% | 2023-03-03 |
| 13856. | Leo (leotwelve) | 78.24 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 13857. | myrez (myrez) | 78.24 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 13858. | Kratagya (chutiyatyper) | 78.24 | 94% | 2021-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |