So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35782. | Dmitry (dimitry) | 36.54 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 35783. | tobias Ottsen (troldmand43) | 36.51 | 92% | 2022-08-16 |
| 35784. | dang thai (dangthaithuong) | 36.51 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 35785. | Tom (mackentosh) | 36.51 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 35786. | mohamed (mmaabsy) | 36.49 | 95% | 2023-02-12 |
| 35787. | Harish (sriharish) | 36.49 | 95% | 2012-07-10 |
| 35788. | James (hogg) | 36.46 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 35789. | Bart (bartok) | 36.43 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 35790. | Ben (stucke) | 36.42 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
| 35791. | JAMES (the_jamesbond_007) | 36.41 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 35792. | leonardo (lokiu4869) | 36.40 | 95% | 2012-08-30 |
| 35793. | juan (jd_sal) | 36.39 | 95% | 2023-02-22 |
| 35794. | Ahmad (alkaff_pro) | 36.38 | 90% | 2013-05-03 |
| 35795. | Merrie (mhareschs) | 36.35 | 84% | 2011-08-05 |
| 35796. | andy (andytino) | 36.35 | 94% | 2017-01-01 |
| 35797. | humaun (humaun1) | 36.34 | 92.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 35798. | Daniel (daniel4474) | 36.31 | 91% | 2019-02-17 |
| 35799. | Necroa (necroa_zephyr) | 36.30 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 35800. | Zake (zonder9162) | 36.28 | 92% | 2022-08-17 |
| 35801. | Jamaica M. Ortega (mockinjam) | 36.28 | 93% | 2014-10-03 |
| 35802. | marissa (marissa26) | 36.28 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 35803. | Maor (hello_its_maor) | 36.27 | 94% | 2021-05-11 |
| 35804. | Matthew (mcline7008) | 36.27 | 98% | 2014-07-17 |
| 35805. | Oz (ozeee) | 36.24 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 35806. | Sam (purple_wing) | 36.22 | 93.9% | 2023-08-30 |
| 35807. | sher (sherahmad) | 36.21 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 35808. | Paul (brandari) | 36.21 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 35809. | Fantailfishy (ftail) | 36.16 | 81% | 2014-10-15 |
| 35810. | Le (genletor) | 36.16 | 95% | 2022-07-11 |
| 35811. | Feakl (feakl) | 36.14 | 93% | 2021-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |