So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35389. | Kiana (kiwi10rv) | 38.97 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 35390. | Abdulaziz (noino) | 38.96 | 92% | 2020-08-13 |
| 35391. | Noe (noe1995) | 38.95 | 92% | 2016-03-02 |
| 35392. | mariana (mari_prado) | 38.95 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 35393. | Rageon (rageon718) | 38.94 | 93% | 2019-08-31 |
| 35394. | Diego (diegoso30) | 38.93 | 92.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 35395. | Anjul (geety) | 38.93 | 83% | 2015-09-10 |
| 35396. | ejnne5 (a869598787) | 38.91 | 89% | 2015-10-19 |
| 35397. | Xpesy (xpesy) | 38.90 | 95% | 2023-03-14 |
| 35398. | Andrey (lasermaker) | 38.90 | 94% | 2022-03-15 |
| 35399. | Pedro (pedroarcem) | 38.90 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
| 35400. | G (alcyon2p) | 38.90 | 93% | 2021-01-28 |
| 35401. | April (april_b) | 38.90 | 88% | 2011-06-13 |
| 35402. | lolhehehahahihi (lolhehehah... | 38.89 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 35403. | jan (janintype) | 38.88 | 93% | 2022-05-20 |
| 35404. | hero (tiendung90) | 38.88 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 35405. | Nicky (nickymaze) | 38.87 | 90% | 2014-04-30 |
| 35406. | Danial (danial_1998) | 38.87 | 95.9% | 2023-10-29 |
| 35407. | schzbayl (schzbayl) | 38.86 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 35408. | Kerem (tearsfears) | 38.84 | 96.4% | 2021-01-28 |
| 35409. | sumit (sumit120) | 38.84 | 96% | 2013-08-20 |
| 35410. | lawl (lawlcr) | 38.83 | 87% | 2013-07-16 |
| 35411. | amabele (cutie_ken) | 38.83 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 35412. | Samdanae (samdanae) | 38.83 | 92% | 2016-02-16 |
| 35413. | Linh (linh) | 38.83 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 35414. | Chika (chikads_) | 38.82 | 91% | 2017-01-04 |
| 35415. | Midhun (fatality) | 38.82 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 35416. | emad (emo991) | 38.82 | 95% | 2012-03-24 |
| 35417. | Jaha (datskie) | 38.82 | 88% | 2011-10-07 |
| 35418. | Darsh (1111darsh) | 38.81 | 96% | 2022-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |