I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7566. | Trace (tsb2011) | 93.48 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 7567. | missngLnk (missnglnk) | 93.47 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 7568. | :( (notabot69) | 93.46 | 99% | 2023-04-28 |
| 7569. | Not as fast as Reckful (bol... | 93.46 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 7570. | Type (granwizard) | 93.46 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
| 7571. | Richard (rzhan11) | 93.46 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 7572. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 93.46 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 7573. | Tak (googlebleh) | 93.45 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 7574. | Jared (varmitz1) | 93.45 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 7575. | Master (smartax) | 93.45 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 7576. | Nectarios (locomolotov) | 93.45 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 7577. | Gabe (115162382) | 93.45 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 7578. | Evan (evang12) | 93.45 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 7579. | Luka (ellenor) | 93.44 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 7580. | Rafa (rafael1548) | 93.44 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 7581. | Mayank (ms85866) | 93.44 | 20% | 2017-04-13 |
| 7582. | Doiv (doiv23) | 93.43 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
| 7583. | Danger Guy (dangerguy) | 93.43 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 7584. | Connor (jonecon) | 93.43 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 7585. | Oryzia (glorytooryzia) | 93.42 | 95.6% | 2023-12-21 |
| 7586. | T (tt147) | 93.42 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 7587. | Red (realbayne) | 93.42 | 95% | 2022-06-30 |
| 7588. | Sam (sam77777) | 93.42 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
| 7589. | Long (longn5) | 93.42 | 98% | 2017-05-14 |
| 7590. | NZY (janghanseok) | 93.41 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 7591. | Jai (floofleberry) | 93.41 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 7592. | BILLY (lukeybby) | 93.40 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 7593. | 🐀 (idfr37) | 93.40 | 97.5% | 2024-08-31 |
| 7594. | Reiss (tregor) | 93.40 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 7595. | emptinessless (emptinessless) | 93.39 | 97% | 2025-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |