So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35531. | Malik (malik0) | 39.14 | 87% | 2013-01-20 |
| 35532. | Hafidz (hafidztry) | 39.12 | 91% | 2013-05-16 |
| 35533. | zhaki (_myane12) | 39.11 | 93% | 2021-01-16 |
| 35534. | Ayman (aymanw) | 39.11 | 82% | 2016-07-15 |
| 35535. | Themis (themis_dodos) | 39.10 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 35536. | Meopum (meopum) | 39.10 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 35537. | Kostus (siabra) | 39.10 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 35538. | Aditya (its_adi) | 39.09 | 92% | 2022-10-18 |
| 35539. | jamal (jamalkhan651432) | 39.09 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 35540. | Namtan (namtanvz) | 39.09 | 92% | 2017-10-01 |
| 35541. | sushil (skttzwl) | 39.09 | 85% | 2011-08-04 |
| 35542. | Niraj (speedy_niraj) | 39.08 | 94% | 2023-02-11 |
| 35543. | Rahul (duggal) | 39.07 | 92% | 2014-04-13 |
| 35544. | regine (regineventura) | 39.06 | 93% | 2013-05-26 |
| 35545. | Rajeshwari (rajeshwariraj05) | 39.06 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 35546. | Anggu (anggu) | 39.06 | 92% | 2014-11-19 |
| 35547. | jb (deamon_214) | 39.04 | 91% | 2021-12-25 |
| 35548. | krs (krss) | 39.04 | 91% | 2021-01-06 |
| 35549. | Red (diamondace) | 39.04 | 91.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 35550. | yagmurtastankaya-ing (yagmu... | 39.04 | 90% | 2015-02-27 |
| 35551. | danet (danet) | 39.04 | 94% | 2011-08-01 |
| 35552. | Brian (sharkfighter) | 39.03 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 35553. | Jefty (jeff_tee20) | 39.03 | 88% | 2011-09-30 |
| 35554. | John (dreampieceniko) | 39.03 | 83% | 2011-06-30 |
| 35555. | sumit888d (unknown888d) | 39.02 | 94% | 2022-07-08 |
| 35556. | Ryan (dyantoravis) | 39.02 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 35557. | duke (myself9234) | 39.02 | 91.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 35558. | Divya (divya) | 39.02 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 35559. | thomas (thomasrodgers27) | 39.01 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 35560. | Mike (bakermg) | 38.99 | 94.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |