And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16382. | (ilikeponyz20) | 85.20 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 16383. | Squidly (squidly) | 85.20 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 16384. | Liem (zfantasy) | 85.20 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 16385. | Angry (angrysanta) | 85.19 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 16386. | boris (vvladv) | 85.19 | 94% | 2012-04-04 |
| 16387. | Jeffrey (vivagardner) | 85.19 | 96% | 2015-02-14 |
| 16388. | elnino (elnio2803) | 85.19 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 16389. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 85.19 | 95% | 2018-09-01 |
| 16390. | 123 (bittergourd123) | 85.18 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 16391. | Check (checkmunza) | 85.18 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 16392. | Aliff (aliffhakimi) | 85.18 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 16393. | This (thistwo) | 85.18 | 99% | 2013-04-17 |
| 16394. | typingatwork (colind1) | 85.18 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 16395. | Alex (alq231089) | 85.18 | 96% | 2012-09-14 |
| 16396. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 85.18 | 95% | 2017-01-15 |
| 16397. | Britny (lil_fhat) | 85.17 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 16398. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 85.16 | 99.5% | 2023-07-22 |
| 16399. | Laurence (kuolaurence) | 85.16 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 16400. | DAndH (dandh) | 85.16 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 16401. | oakles (oakles) | 85.15 | 91% | 2015-07-30 |
| 16402. | Andrew (theholypig) | 85.15 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 16403. | Cope (magyk21) | 85.15 | 91% | 2015-11-23 |
| 16404. | xd (palmate) | 85.15 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 16405. | Jayden (poppinjay) | 85.15 | 95% | 2020-10-16 |
| 16406. | Jimmy (jimmyperala) | 85.15 | 91% | 2016-01-15 |
| 16407. | Itachi (itachi_uchiha01) | 85.14 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 16408. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 85.14 | 99% | 2014-03-05 |
| 16409. | Spank (spanktrain) | 85.13 | 94% | 2016-06-20 |
| 16410. | Amit (amiteshore) | 85.13 | 96.2% | 2023-10-02 |
| 16411. | Walter (chimken1234) | 85.13 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |