As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17084. | Noname (blanking) | 67.51 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 17085. | Ricky (obi_wanker) | 67.51 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 17086. | Illuminati (jugglerilluminati) | 67.51 | 91% | 2016-01-28 |
| 17087. | Nagster (nagster) | 67.50 | 97.6% | 2023-10-20 |
| 17088. | (twogah) | 67.50 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 17089. | Michael (planetz) | 67.50 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 17090. | Sarah (inspire_sarah) | 67.50 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 17091. | asdf (sickcreator7737) | 67.49 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 17092. | sprwhk (sprwhwk) | 67.49 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 17093. | Deon (bonkbonkbonk) | 67.49 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 17094. | Alpha (rliu054) | 67.49 | 93% | 2016-04-10 |
| 17095. | Rym (ryym) | 67.49 | 93% | 2015-08-26 |
| 17096. | Blackpool (blackpool) | 67.49 | 93% | 2015-05-14 |
| 17097. | abhishek (akk2069) | 67.49 | 88% | 2017-05-18 |
| 17098. | kenan (commanderkenan) | 67.48 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 17099. | Aidil (aidil42) | 67.48 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 17100. | Boshy (boshy98) | 67.47 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 17101. | dandaf (dandaf) | 67.47 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 17102. | Shreesh (josh_1993) | 67.47 | 93% | 2016-09-20 |
| 17103. | Patrick (kingcupcake99) | 67.46 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 17104. | TiMMsY (ctimmsy) | 67.46 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 17105. | unmanbearpig (unmanbearpig) | 67.46 | 92% | 2016-09-26 |
| 17106. | kevo (lakvn) | 67.46 | 97% | 2016-05-13 |
| 17107. | Jacob (jacobthetyper4) | 67.45 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 17108. | Szymon (szymeczeqq27) | 67.45 | 95.3% | 2023-10-11 |
| 17109. | ~ (katana4teen) | 67.45 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| 17110. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 67.45 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
| 17111. | pea (pbarakat) | 67.45 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
| 17112. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 67.45 | 96% | 2020-03-07 |
| 17113. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 67.44 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |