I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1473. | Kitty (kxkixi) | 126.34 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 1474. | Daniel (blazin_) | 126.32 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
| 1475. | Princess (candyhues) | 126.31 | 98.1% | 2025-03-25 |
| 1476. | Q (quintillion) | 126.29 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 1477. | Reeelks (reeelks) | 126.28 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 1478. | Dace (dacevoltan) | 126.28 | 99% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1479. | QwertyBaguette (smellybague... | 126.26 | 98.7% | 2024-05-02 |
| 1480. | Edvinas (bull3tf) | 126.26 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 1481. | keker (yash117) | 126.24 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 1482. | Joshua (shmucky) | 126.16 | 98.4% | 2024-12-19 |
| 1483. | No Way (shefakala) | 126.14 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 1484. | 🐱👤 (loomi) | 126.14 | 99% | 2019-12-31 |
| 1485. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 126.10 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 1486. | Nikola (wasteoftimez) | 126.08 | 98% | 2025-02-16 |
| 1487. | Bara (mrbobby) | 126.08 | 97.5% | 2024-03-06 |
| 1488. | str4tos (str4tos) | 126.07 | 98.7% | 2024-11-18 |
| 1489. | Wizard (dancingwizard) | 126.06 | 98.7% | 2023-12-12 |
| 1490. | Chris (vatha1321) | 126.06 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 1491. | chopper (chopper111) | 126.06 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 1492. | Pranav (preyneyv) | 126.06 | 99% | 2024-07-19 |
| 1493. | nothing (galaxiedhomerow) | 126.05 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 1494. | Falcon467 (falcon467) | 126.04 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 1495. | Kyyyle (pistol0207) | 126.04 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 1496. | (cooldude_) | 126.02 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1497. | Lack (lackhammer) | 126.00 | 100% | 2022-11-10 |
| 1498. | Connor (craposo7) | 125.99 | 99% | 2025-06-19 |
| 1499. | preston (prestongd) | 125.99 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 1500. | Albert (alberttheslime) | 125.94 | 96.5% | 2023-06-07 |
| 1501. | zwechee (zwechee) | 125.94 | 98.2% | 2023-09-24 |
| 1502. | reghan is the prettiest (po... | 125.94 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |