The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7934. | daniel (drakuly) | 93.93 | 94% | 2016-09-15 |
| 7935. | 😡😡😡 (cefjoeii) | 93.93 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 7936. | 𓇋𓋴𓆑𓏏𓅪 (infer... | 93.93 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7937. | gotta go fest (voyagerblas) | 93.93 | 95% | 2014-06-02 |
| 7938. | laezza (inimitabile) | 93.92 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 7939. | sheep (theonesheep) | 93.92 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 7940. | Kyle (modanno) | 93.92 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 7941. | Kirke (kirke) | 93.92 | 97% | 2015-01-17 |
| 7942. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 93.91 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 7943. | Harm (harmdebeuker) | 93.91 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7944. | pog (pogpogpogpog) | 93.91 | 95.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7945. | farine (farine) | 93.91 | 100% | 2021-03-09 |
| 7946. | Brandon (tulanut) | 93.91 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 7947. | Stan (stan__) | 93.91 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 7948. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 93.91 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 7949. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 93.91 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 7950. | Jazz Hands (offsound) | 93.90 | 97% | 2013-03-04 |
| 7951. | skram (rricrds) | 93.90 | 95% | 2023-09-21 |
| 7952. | Alan (1591755) | 93.90 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 7953. | Wizard (dancingwizard) | 93.90 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 7954. | Catman (catmancatplan) | 93.90 | 95% | 2013-09-09 |
| 7955. | Simon (jangjun0901) | 93.89 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 7956. | Thomas (tskilla) | 93.89 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 7957. | Sean (saustintaylor) | 93.89 | 92% | 2014-04-30 |
| 7958. | Social (social_blunder) | 93.88 | 96% | 2012-05-31 |
| 7959. | Maa (maa_mattarito) | 93.88 | 96% | 2015-01-04 |
| 7960. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 93.87 | 99% | 2015-07-17 |
| 7961. | Kim (kimson52) | 93.87 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| 7962. | Benjamin (bshammond) | 93.87 | 97% | 2012-06-01 |
| 7963. | Tzipi (moeru) | 93.87 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |